So many people only focus on the negative of being a fatty, well I'm here to shed light on the benefits.

1) We don't have to watch what we eat. We can eat whatever we want, how much we want, when we what. Why? Cause we are already fat, it's hard to tell when we put on a few extra pounds.

2) We never have people talking behind our backs making up rumors about how we keep so skinny. It's obvious we aren't throwing it all up or poping laxitives.

3) We don't have to make extra time in the day to excercise. During our free time we are able to hang out on the computer and post on tww. We also have plenty of time to watch all of our recorded shows on dvr.

4) Guys always want us to give them head. This is great for a girl on the go that doesn't want to be tied down in a commited relationship but still wants to feel the need to be sexual.

5) You're not constantly harassed at bars when you go out. You can have a nice quiet evening to yourself while being ignored by all the attractive people at the bars.

12/27/2009 10:54:59 PM

Yup, another winter on tdub. The self loathing is in full steam ahead mode.

12/27/2009 10:56:20 PM

lol at giving blowjobs being a benefit

its called a job for a reason amirite

12/27/2009 10:56:36 PM

This thread is depressing and needs more red heads.

12/27/2009 10:56:53 PM

6) Harder to kidnap

12/27/2009 10:57:04 PM

omg all of your threads are about being fat

have some self respect woman!

(we stay warmer in cold weather)

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12/27/2009 10:57:07 PM

haha this isn't a self loathing thread....I'm actually in a high right now...dur!

this is actually meant to be a joke thread and people can add to the list.

[Edited on December 27, 2009 at 10:58 PM. Reason : ]

12/27/2009 10:57:11 PM

this thread would get trolled if it wasn't so sad

12/27/2009 10:57:44 PM

yeah but don't the negatives outweigh the benefits

12/27/2009 10:57:52 PM

i hope you didnt actually write all that bullshit

12/27/2009 10:58:21 PM

another advantage-- they always have your size on the clearance rack!

although the same is true for freakishly thin people. its us average people that get screwed

12/27/2009 10:58:30 PM

^^^hahaha, ba da ching!

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12/27/2009 10:58:34 PM

Someone make the "The real benefits of being fat" thread and post nbsp in there.

12/27/2009 10:59:42 PM

ITT, NCSUWolfy picks on us fat people

12/27/2009 11:00:10 PM

yea, the teenie tiny ones are always left. its the same when there are sales online. i'm like yea, citizen jeans sale at nordstrom. oh look, only size 24 is left. i don't think i've EVER been able to wear that size.

12/27/2009 11:00:16 PM

All of these "I'm comfortable with my appearance" excuses are bullshit.

No one really feels that way. I'm good now, but every now and then I pick up an extra 10-15 pounds. This will happen again in the future. When it does, it's time to go on another cocaine binge.

I suggest you do the same.

12/27/2009 11:00:31 PM

1) I already do this... and I'm light as fuck. 6ft/142lbs.

2) lol. guys don't need to worry about that bullshit.

3) I never exercise... in fact, I'm probably one of the laziest and least athletic people you'll ever meet.

4) [does not apply to heterosexual men]

5) Don't go to bar/Am a guy/Can't really comment on this one.


Should I now make a thread called "the benefits of being a lazy straight man with a fast metabolism"?

12/27/2009 11:00:38 PM

I think you people are missing the point of this thread.

12/27/2009 11:00:53 PM

There are no benefits to being fat.

12/27/2009 11:01:24 PM

YES THERE ARE

what about having enough blubber to swim the english channel

or whatever that really cold waterway people swim is. only fatties can do it cause they can stay warm.

12/27/2009 11:02:03 PM

yeah, it takes less effort to float!

12/27/2009 11:02:50 PM

Good lord.

Dumb, and in denial - we all knew this awhile ago.

But unfunny and pathetic...and very much unaware of this.

12/27/2009 11:05:55 PM

you never have to go bikini shopping!!!

you can rest things like cups and plates on your stomach!

12/27/2009 11:06:01 PM

Quote :

"lol at giving blowjobs being a benefit its called a job for a reason amirite"

Your stock just plummeted.

12/27/2009 11:06:37 PM

The benefits of fat girls is that they are most appreciative of a sexual encounter, usually involving overstuffed sandwiches (the aftermath, not the experience itself).

12/27/2009 11:08:01 PM

oh surprise! Ambrosia came into my thread to call me out....damn, didn't see that one coming.

12/27/2009 11:09:00 PM

Quote :

"Guys always want us to give them head. This is great for a girl on the go that doesn't want to be tied down in a commited relationship but still wants to feel the need to be sexual."

Wow. Denial.

In reality, they just don't want to see you naked.

12/27/2009 11:20:57 PM

Quote :

"The benefits of fat girls is that they are most appreciative of a sexual encounter, usually involving overstuffed sandwiches (the aftermath, not the experience itself)."

This post reminds me of a Seinfeld episode

12/27/2009 11:22:14 PM

Quote :

"its us average people that get screwed"

This always makes me when I check out a sales rack.

12/27/2009 11:23:46 PM

Quote :

"you can rest things like cups and plates on your stomach!"

i can rest these on my boobs

is my stock back up duke?? lol

i dont mind giving bjs, i just prefer banging

12/27/2009 11:24:21 PM

Quote :

"oh surprise! Ambrosia came into my thread to call me out....damn, didn't see that one coming."

It's been a while. Don't make it as easy to do as you are, and you don't have to worry about justified burns.

12/27/2009 11:25:04 PM

When I am working on a small electronic and drop a screw or something I can usually bounce it off my gut on to the table top, if I was still thin it would fall to the floor and be lost.

12/28/2009 12:33:58 AM

Free blowjobs ITT?

12/28/2009 12:35:28 AM

fatties get more bang for their buck on airplanes

i wish they'd just give all us passengers a total weight limit and that included yourself and all the fucking bags you have

but on the other hand, fatties lose out when it comes to airport food bc its so expensive and they naturally consume moar

12/28/2009 12:36:27 AM

7. very rollable

12/28/2009 1:06:39 AM

fat girls generally have bigger boobs
but often times they're too big (even assuming you could overlook the fatness)

12/28/2009 1:09:59 AM

So is this chick giving out bjs?

12/28/2009 1:11:18 AM

yea you have to pm her to set up a date and time

12/28/2009 1:14:06 AM

Quote :

"i can rest these on my boobs is my stock back up duke?? lol i dont mind giving bjs, i just prefer banging"

I'll change my rating only to "HOLD" instead of "SELL"

12/28/2009 1:15:59 AM

why did her stock go down?

12/28/2009 1:16:59 AM

Quote :

""lol at giving blowjobs being a benefit its called a job for a reason amirite""

12/28/2009 1:18:25 AM

O I C

12/28/2009 1:20:11 AM

fatties make me look skinnier.

12/28/2009 1:30:00 AM

I can agree on the being warmer in winter thing. Not me personally though as my skinny (although in shape) self has to wear 4-5 layers to ride the motorcycle to work while my rather rotund boss brags about still not having to put in the liner to his jacket.

The flip side is summer when he has the a/c cranked up and I am perfectly content well into the high 80s.

12/28/2009 1:36:11 AM

To be completely honest, I'm pretty sure that I do slightly prefer head from fat girls to head from skinny girls. I am not entirely sure why. I have always heard that they do it best because they HONGRY, but I don't know.

12/28/2009 2:05:40 AM

I need this theory proved to me ASAP. If some of these larger women give amazing head and I'm missing out, I'm going to be pissed.




Life is all about adventure right?

12/28/2009 2:07:23 AM

^^

12/28/2009 2:10:40 AM

Don't chubby chase. That just enables their behavior, and ultimately results in fewer in-shape, attractive women for all of us.

12/28/2009 2:10:52 AM

So yeah, um, Duke? Mind your own goddamn business. I don't tell you who should and shouldn't suck your dick.

12/28/2009 2:12:52 AM

12/28/2009 2:13:27 AM