I am leaving on a cruise Friday with Carnival Cruise lines. Ive googled sneaking booze on a the ship and came to the conclusion that carnival is pretty lax about it, if it is in you checked baggage and not in plain sight. what i am going to do is just put the booze in water bottles. has anyone else on here have experience with this or done it before?

[Edited on December 28, 2009 at 12:51 AM. Reason : .]

12/28/2009 12:50:01 AM

Water bottles work like a charm.

12/28/2009 12:50:40 AM

people do it all the time

personally i've never done it but worst case scenario.. you just buy the booze on the ship and pay the extra fee to have it delivered to your room before you go back

12/28/2009 12:51:00 AM

put some rum in that nasty flavor listerine

12/28/2009 12:52:52 AM

how could you lose?
just don't make the news

12/28/2009 12:53:22 AM

i saw somewhere that someone taped flexible tubes filled and sealed with liquor around their legs and wore their pants over it and walked on board.

that's overkill if you ask me, water bottles or nalgenes ought to work just fine.

12/28/2009 12:54:00 AM

yea that what everyone one is saying. were are taking the destiny and people are going as far to put it in a Listerine bottle and adding food coloring, but i think taking a big ass jug of mouth wash looks suspect. the water bottle thing looks like the best deal. i mean i can afford liquor on the ship. but a 11 bucks a shot, and then adding the gratuity and shit thats expensive. but sence im going on a crusie i might as well spend a little money.

12/28/2009 12:54:08 AM

Yea im to worried about it. im not going to put to much effort in it. watter bottles in my checked baggage, put a lock on the bag. done and done

12/28/2009 12:55:32 AM

or get a backpack with a camelback built in

12/28/2009 12:56:24 AM

don't get the blues
Hitler killed Jews

12/28/2009 12:57:12 AM

and dont run on a trail of screws
or you're bound to need new shoes

12/28/2009 1:59:44 AM

i threw about 200 airplane bottles and 3 half gallons in my luggage and got through fine.

you'll be alright as long as you arent a dumbass.

its norweign and others that are reallllllllllllllly picky about it.

Carry some in a backpack and the others in your checked luggage

[Edited on December 28, 2009 at 2:38 AM. Reason : g]

12/28/2009 2:37:40 AM

^ worst rhymes ever

12/28/2009 2:47:53 AM

^^Should have used a haiku format buddy.

12/28/2009 4:39:24 AM

since you are allowed to take two bottles of wine or champagne we emptied out two champagne bottles and filled them with liquor of choice. no problems at all.

putting the liquor into water bottles would also work very easily. this is nothing to stress out about, they dont check very hard and i dont think they would stop you even if you had a liquor bottle in your bag.

12/28/2009 11:20:42 AM

They've really cracked down on checking water and Sprite bottles recently

The only safe bet is to sneak it in rectally

PM Jaybee for tips on how to go about this with minimal discomfort

12/28/2009 11:27:44 AM

Friends of mine bought a few of those flexible plastic bladders meant for toting around water.

Filled them shits up with booze and put them in their luggage. Done and done.

12/28/2009 11:34:07 AM

doney money

12/28/2009 11:35:41 AM

Hey, why don't I just go eat some hay, make things out of clay, lay by the bay? I just may! What'd ya say?

12/28/2009 11:37:03 AM

Water bottle then shrink wrap it.

12/28/2009 11:46:33 AM

airplane bottles in the vagina.

it is the only way.

12/28/2009 11:49:50 AM

Camelback bladders are probably a good idea or whatever arog is talking about if they're cheaper.

12/28/2009 12:36:55 PM

results?

1/11/2010 3:19:59 PM

Just got back from a Carnival 3-day. We took 3 big bottles of mouthwash. They were vodka and rum with food coloring. I also like to buy one single bottle of a vodka/rum in a plastic bottle, tear off the label, and write "Enema Solution" in big letters... this is my fail-safe in case they take away the mouthwash. Nobody is going to take it out and ask you about it.

1/11/2010 3:26:51 PM

[Edited on January 11, 2010 at 3:30 PM. Reason : rum on left - vodka on right (everyone had one big bottle of mouthwas in their suitcase)]

1/11/2010 3:29:06 PM

thats awesome

1/11/2010 3:31:15 PM

ENEMA

SOLUTION

[Edited on January 11, 2010 at 3:33 PM. Reason : too funny. You should have put a syringe or pump in there with it]

1/11/2010 3:32:32 PM

My gfs have taken several Carnival and Royal Caribbean cruises and lately it seems you don't have to go to such extreme measures. Just put the booze out of sight, in checked bags, and you'll be fine.

1/11/2010 3:32:37 PM

Yeah but I'm sure he had more fun with this

1/11/2010 3:34:41 PM

Sweet. I'm thinking of doing a cruise for spring break, so of course I have to see what works to get alcohol on board

1/11/2010 3:37:49 PM

Next time, try sneaking coke in a container labeled JOCK ITCH POWDER

1/11/2010 3:39:39 PM

this might work...

1/11/2010 3:41:12 PM

^^ahaha

1/11/2010 3:44:28 PM

The lemon suggests you like your arse lemon fresh.

1/11/2010 3:46:17 PM

I just put fifths of liquor in my checked luggage. didn't try to disguise it or anything. we even brought a blender.

1/11/2010 3:59:58 PM

even my 60 year old parents can sneak booze on a cruise. you dont need any help!

1/11/2010 4:34:31 PM

has anyone actually had theirs taken?

1/11/2010 4:50:11 PM

went on a celebrity cruise this past year with a big group. every person had a different technique. some used the camelback flasks taped to their thighs, refilled water bottles, airplane bottles wrapped in socks. a buddy even had a sacrificial bottle of smirnoff at the top backpack in case they searched it. i was lazy and just threw some flasks in my shoes. everyone got every drop on. they didn't check anyone. we couldn't even finish all the liquor during the 5 day cruise... so if you're going celebrity, don't bother hiding it

1/11/2010 4:56:35 PM

Quote :

" a buddy even had a sacrificial bottle of smirnoff at the top backpack in case they searched it."

good work

1/11/2010 5:13:00 PM

went on a spring break cruise (over 50% college kids) in 2005 and 3 out of 4 of us got caught. Some did listerine some of us did soda bottles that we sealed back up neatly. The one who got by with it did gatorade bottles and food coloring. We were on Norweigian but I think the big issue was that there were so many college kids.

1/11/2010 5:50:37 PM

^had to maintain their profits

1/11/2010 7:21:42 PM