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"there aren't any /thread"

12/28/2009 10:31:09 AM

perfect blowjob position

12/28/2009 10:31:35 AM

great calf muscles cause you're always on your tippy toes trying to see things.

12/28/2009 10:31:43 AM

^^ I had overlooked that, perhaps because I am not a homosexual.

OTOH, only midgets are in the perfect blowjob position for me

[Edited on December 28, 2009 at 10:32 AM. Reason : goddamned women are runing my thread with women-logic ]

12/28/2009 10:32:19 AM

All guys are tall guys

12/28/2009 10:32:20 AM

I've only been tall once in my life, and that was when I spent a summer in Ecuador, and even there I was only slightly above average.

12/28/2009 10:33:58 AM

?

12/28/2009 10:34:12 AM

This thread has been runed!

12/28/2009 10:34:37 AM

ahahaha, lol at that and me. Proceed.



^^ Problem is, thats as much as he'll ever get from those women . . .

[Edited on December 28, 2009 at 10:36 AM. Reason : poor Gary]

12/28/2009 10:35:13 AM

this is honestly the first thing i thought of...



just took me this long to find it

12/28/2009 10:38:22 AM

I have no frame of reference here.

12/28/2009 10:39:01 AM

You're like a child who wanders into a movie . . . I on the other hand am like a child wandering the world

12/28/2009 10:46:56 AM

36-24-36
haha
only if she's 5'3

12/28/2009 10:51:47 AM

my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun

12/28/2009 10:54:36 AM

best. song. ever.

12/28/2009 10:55:14 AM

It seems like everyone's example of someone really short is around 5'2" or 5'3". What does that make me?

12/28/2009 10:55:28 AM

^borderline midget

but at least you're sexy

12/28/2009 10:56:20 AM

Dude, I got 2 whole inches on midgethood.

12/28/2009 10:56:36 AM

that's what she said?

12/28/2009 10:56:50 AM

i knew this chick a long time ago that was not a midget but was like 4'10". thats freakin small

12/28/2009 10:59:15 AM

I believe that is the midget boundary.

12/28/2009 10:59:58 AM

Quote :

"ZERO POINT ZERO"

12/28/2009 11:01:03 AM

i thought midgetry was a disease. like if you didnt have the disease and are just short, then you arent a midget.

she had normal looking arms and neck. just short

12/28/2009 11:11:23 AM

Ah, you are correct:

Quote :

"Little People of America (LPA) defines dwarfism as a medical or genetic condition that usually results in an adult height of 4'10" or shorter, among both men and women, although in some cases a person with a dwarfing condition may be slightly taller than that. "

12/28/2009 11:14:21 AM

thank you

12/28/2009 11:15:30 AM