I am leaving on a cruise Friday with Carnival Cruise lines. Ive googled sneaking cooze on a the ship and came to the conclusion that carnival is pretty lax about it, if it is in you checked baggage and not in plain sight. what i am going to do is just put the cooze in water bottles. has anyone else on here have experience with this or done it before?

12/28/2009 12:38:46 PM

wtf is cooze

does this have something to do with your $1000 pocket knife

[Edited on December 28, 2009 at 2:45 PM. Reason : asdf]

12/28/2009 2:45:03 PM

peppermint schnapps in Listerine bottle with food coloring.

12/28/2009 2:54:11 PM

cruise-y?

12/28/2009 3:07:22 PM

cooze 128 up, 46 down love it hate it


A vagina; usually derogatory, usually wet, though not always, referring to a slut's vagina, showing signs of recent/repeated use; or a woman who is an owner of such a cooze, being herself called a cooze; a conniving, sexually lascivious woman; or discharged liquid from such a cooze; a pussy, or more closely linked, a cunt. Cunt is a synonym for cooze, both for it's anotomical definition, and it's connotating a woman of such quality.
1. That cooze fucked my best friend.
2. I was kissing her on the neck, next thing I know her cooze is getting all gushy like a river.

12/28/2009 3:09:59 PM

DONT THEY SERVE BOOZE ON THERE?

i can't imagine the kind of horror a cruise would be without booze

12/28/2009 10:04:27 PM

They do but it's ridiculously expensive.

12/28/2009 10:06:15 PM

the problem is, they don't serve cooze (well, carnival might).... Hence the smuggling.

12/28/2009 10:06:44 PM

We snuck it on our cruise in a girls panties while she was wearing them. Personally, I didnt want the crotch liqueur.

12/28/2009 10:07:24 PM

done it many times.

last cruise, filled up 6 green tea bottles with captain morgan and also 3 half gallons of vodka

did fine, even made friends by giving away some drinks.

beats a $1400 cooze tab...

12/28/2009 10:40:50 PM