12/28/2009 1:38:33 PM

so he has either a small cock on the front of his right thigh, or a long cock on the front of his left thigh

12/28/2009 1:56:13 PM

i thought he was dead

12/28/2009 1:57:55 PM

how did they determine his dick was 13cm from a picture?

12/28/2009 1:58:37 PM

i thought he was circumcised

12/28/2009 1:59:04 PM

there's this thing called math

also, since when are you allowed to measure dick size from the bottom of ur ballsack.

12/28/2009 1:59:21 PM

Is this supposed to be surprising? besides, he just got out of the ocean. The part I find odd is that someone took a nude photo of the guy.

12/28/2009 2:00:01 PM

yeah but it's not like someone ran up to him and measured his dick and reported that to the newspaper

12/28/2009 2:00:31 PM

The thing I find odd is that all the dudes in this thread are focusing on this guys tool instead of the nice pair of boobies right beside it.

12/28/2009 2:00:52 PM

to be fair, you can't see the tits that well, and they kind of direct you to his dick

12/28/2009 2:02:50 PM

Quote :

"Iam Malcolm"

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12/28/2009 2:02:55 PM

im still curious about that tumor thing on his leg

12/28/2009 2:03:32 PM

since when do boobies ever direct a man to look at another man's junk??

12/28/2009 2:03:32 PM

that bitch he is fucking is kind of hot

12/28/2009 2:07:32 PM

when they're blurry, you can't see much of them, and the focal point of the picture is the red ink showing jeff goldblum's height in relation to his weiner.

12/28/2009 2:08:09 PM

FACEBOOK QUIZ:
Whats your height in relation to jeff goldblums wiener?

12/28/2009 2:11:40 PM

why does this picture remind me of this?

12/28/2009 2:16:18 PM

jeff goldblum's weiner size: 13 cm

12/28/2009 2:16:41 PM

jew knew?

12/28/2009 3:19:32 PM

can someone translate the bold text towards the bottom of the pic where it says something about a velociraptor?

12/28/2009 5:56:54 PM

I haven't had a French class in 10 years. Something about taking a vacation without the velociraptors from Jurassic Park. The last sentence says he really enjoys what he is doing without having dinosaurs around. lol

12/28/2009 6:20:25 PM

haha he hasn't been in a dinosaur movie since like 1997 or something

12/28/2009 6:22:56 PM

cocklookers

12/28/2009 7:21:48 PM

just realized i misspelled his last name

12/28/2009 11:22:16 PM

who is jeff goldblum?

12/28/2009 11:34:21 PM

Not gonna lie. I saw the cock before I saw the boobies.

12/28/2009 11:35:33 PM

Quote :

"Not gonna lie. I saw the cock before I saw the boobies."

it really is a lot easier to spot at first

12/28/2009 11:39:58 PM

how big is 13 cm in inches

surely someone here knows

I'm guessing like 5

12/28/2009 11:40:26 PM

13 cm/2.54 cm/in = 5.11811024 in

12/28/2009 11:43:07 PM

no matter what happens to me from now on in my life, i can rest assured every night knowing i have a bigger dick than jeff goldblum

12/28/2009 11:43:49 PM

kinda fucked up that he's hard on the beach

12/28/2009 11:46:00 PM

i would be hard too if i had that chick naked on the beach.

12/28/2009 11:49:07 PM

thats hardly an accurate measurement, pun INTENDED.

as a JG fan, i feel like he deserves benefit of the doubt that his dick is huge and that must be shopped

i mean, have you seen the great white hype? goldblum PWNZ

haha or deathwish, where he fucking RAPEZ

12/28/2009 11:54:46 PM

^ the cold seawater defense seems to work just fine.

12/28/2009 11:57:43 PM

On a side note, the title is misspelled and nobody has made fun of it yet.

12/28/2009 11:58:36 PM

yeah but i already acknowledged that i misspelled it

12/29/2009 12:23:23 AM