what is the turdiest action you've ever taken against someone?

i bet the women are going to have worse ones than the men

12/29/2009 4:44:03 PM

I broke someone's ankle...but that was playing soccer and it wasn't on purpose

But I did kick my brother in the nose once on purpose. It started to bleed so I made him put tampons up his nose to make it stop.

12/29/2009 4:45:08 PM

yall dont even want to know.

12/29/2009 4:47:25 PM

^ wut he said....

12/29/2009 4:48:11 PM

i've never really done anything really mean.

12/29/2009 4:49:23 PM

12/29/2009 4:49:32 PM

you guys suck at this

12/29/2009 4:49:42 PM

12/29/2009 4:50:33 PM

took the guide-rod out of a filing cabinet in the back of a classroom and bent it back and forth till it was glowing hot and touched a guy on the back of the neck with it
heard it sizzle

12/29/2009 4:50:35 PM

12/29/2009 4:53:07 PM

i broke my cousin's collarbone.


she had it coming though

12/29/2009 4:55:16 PM

Sprayed Formula 409 in someone's eyes for spraying me with a water gun.
Lit a girl's hair on fire.
Stuff like that.
Nothing too heinous I hope.

12/29/2009 4:56:03 PM

^^^hahahahahaha

12/29/2009 4:56:22 PM

Quote :

"I broke someone's ankle...but that was playing soccer and it wasn't on purpose"

I injured a lot of people playing high school sports. I ended the playing careers of 4 football players and two wrestling teammates during practice. it's not like I was trying to injure them though; I just tended to go all out during practice and some people wanted to loaf around through drills. It's a dangerous combination.

When I was 4 and my sister was 1, we were playing in the sandbox. My sister kept shoveling dirt over her shoulder and hitting me with it. I proceeded to throw a rock the size of her head back at her. She stopped throwing sand at me, or moving, or doing anything else that would distract my sandbox activities.

12/29/2009 6:10:28 PM

lucyinthesky explained

12/29/2009 6:14:09 PM

^^ ...

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12/29/2009 6:14:12 PM

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12/29/2009 6:17:01 PM

Back when i was in college some kid owed me money. he dodged me for a while so i went to his house and hit him with a baseball bat till he gave me my money.


thats probably the worst thing i'd own up to.

12/29/2009 6:24:18 PM

I accidentally broke my roommate's playstation. He was a dick so I never told him. He always used to smoke in the dorm room no matter how many times he was told.

12/29/2009 6:27:44 PM

Personally, I've fucked someone's sister out of spite, but I don't think thats too egregious in the grand scheme of things

Professionally, I've let someone get fired rather than me tearing up a contract that would have taken about 6K out of my pocket...not someone I worked with, a client who had signed it without authority from the C-level...Still, I felt bad about that one for a few hours afterwards

12/29/2009 6:32:55 PM

12/29/2009 6:41:18 PM

if you want to remain anonymous you can pm me it and i'll post it in this thread on your behalf

though that's pretty pussy

12/29/2009 6:43:04 PM

here is something you can't understand......

12/29/2009 6:44:10 PM

12/29/2009 6:45:00 PM

...how i could just kill a man!

12/29/2009 6:45:32 PM

raven, i gotta say i'm skeptical, but I buy it.
how much money

12/29/2009 7:14:03 PM

Shot a man in the face with a Kuala bear...


Fucker had it coming

12/29/2009 7:16:16 PM

I hurt somebody's feelings once.

12/29/2009 7:25:12 PM

oh gosh... I've been pretty cruel to a lot of people

mostly me berating them until they feel worthless and cry, with an occasional attempted suicide and dropping out of school (which I still don't feel bad about)

12/29/2009 7:32:22 PM

I punched a little kid in the face. I really punched his face in.

12/29/2009 7:42:58 PM

my second day at school some guy tried to jump in line in front of me and we scuffled. Instead of the "you hit me, i hit you" deal, i smashed his head into the cinderblock walls of the cafeteria we ended up being really good friend.

it was rad though because I didn't even have to think about it. it was all about damage

12/29/2009 7:51:25 PM

either choking my sister against a wall until she almost passed out or "stealing" a girl's boyfriend. Those are both horrible and I feel like a horrible person for doing it. Regrets.

12/29/2009 7:51:35 PM

Turned someone in to the cops.

12/29/2009 7:52:24 PM

turning someone in to the cops is not a bad thing, it is good for society. you should be proud of that.

12/30/2009 12:17:28 AM

I'm sure they didn't see it that way

12/30/2009 12:29:30 AM

bttt

12/30/2009 10:52:09 AM

this girl pulled my pigtails

so I beat her with my lunch box


and I've made a few girls cry but they had it coming. >.>

12/30/2009 10:54:19 AM

some kid ran into our goalie (soccer) in high school. made me mad so i started talking shit to him, he talked shit back. five minutes later after a corner kick i cracked him and it broke his leg. i heard, and felt it snap.

i havent ever let it go, but i never felt bad about it.

12/30/2009 10:57:27 AM

Cheated. Awful mistake to make, had a lot of awful consequences for everybody involved.

12/30/2009 11:30:29 AM

What made you cheat? Was it a sudden thing or was there a buildup?

12/30/2009 11:31:20 AM

I KNEW you didn't beat me legitimately at that game of Mario Kart.

12/30/2009 11:31:36 AM

Quote :

"What made you cheat? Was it a sudden thing or was there a buildup?"

This is a tough one. There was a build up that contributed to it, but trying to describe what that was is always misinterpreted as an attempt to "justify" it.

Yes, there was a build up though. You can only make somebody feel like a fuck up for so long. Eventually even the slightest kindness or hint of admiration will get seized upon. Basically I was a young dumb ass who put up with a bunch of retarded, emotionally abusive shit I'd never tolerate for a second now. The relationship should have been over, but instead I railed another girl because she was nice to me and thought I wasn't so bad.

END OF STORY TIME

12/30/2009 11:37:13 AM

I'm always curious about stuff like that because I figure there always is a reason of some sort. People certainly aren't brain dead when they make the decision. I think sometimes cheating, while rarely justifiable, can sometimes be understandable.

12/30/2009 11:40:21 AM

I'm sure I've done worse things than I can immediately recall, but I don't really want to dwell on that and bring one up. The first thing that comes to mind is when I punched my brother out when I was in my early teens cause he wouldn't quit yelling in my face about forgetting his chili (it was Wendy's that forgot his chili anyway.)

12/30/2009 11:41:13 AM

Quote :

"Personally, I've fucked someone's sister out of spite, but I don't think thats too egregious in the grand scheme of things"

Hahaha one time I was fucking this dude's sister when I was talking to him on the phone at the same time. It wasn't out of spite though, me and her were legitimately involved and he happened to just call when we were getting it on. To this day though, only like three people know that me and her ever hooked up.

12/30/2009 1:50:39 PM

I intentionally injure people in soccer.

12/30/2009 1:52:13 PM

posted pictures of my ex-wife's hot cousin on my website after i caught her cheating on me. then sent her a link to them...

12/30/2009 1:56:13 PM

Quote :

"Hahaha one time I was fucking this dude's sister when I was talking to him on the phone at the same time."

lol..i did that once in the brothers room.. i was playing with his laptop afterwards and changed something.. i can't remember what, but it was something i always changedand it always pissed him off. so, next day he calls and asks me why i had been at his place.. i said uhh..he said nvm, shut up.

apparently all of his friends hooked up with his sister

[Edited on December 30, 2009 at 1:58 PM. Reason : k that quote doesnt really match what i'm saying "i did"..but whatever]

12/30/2009 1:58:02 PM

one of my best friends washed her face with my cum rag not to long ago. It was unintentional and I didn't know about it until after the fact but I still thought it was awful. No I didn't tell her

12/30/2009 2:40:01 PM

I found out some friends of mine were cheating on a matlab assignment.

I had the teacher the semester before, i took one of her standard emails, and modified it into a page long thing about how they were being brought up on academic integrity violations along with sections of the student code, and were going to be suspended for the rest of the semester bla bla bla.

Sent it from her email address, they all freaked out, i was going to tell them, but the one guy called his dad before i could and said he was getting kicked out of school.

Funny but wrong

12/30/2009 2:50:23 PM