I've been hanging out with my best friend and spending FroshKiller's money all day. Dinner won't be ready for him when he gets home. I just know he is going to beat me at the game of RISK we're going to play to distract him from while the pizza arrives.

12/29/2009 5:10:12 PM

Might as well enroll at UNC too while you're at it

12/29/2009 5:15:43 PM

The number of views tell me a lot about you people.

12/29/2009 5:17:18 PM

from while

12/29/2009 5:20:10 PM

12/29/2009 5:21:23 PM

I won't need a reason

12/29/2009 5:22:50 PM

12/29/2009 5:37:51 PM

Beat thy wife. If thou knowest not why, she doth.

12/29/2009 5:56:16 PM

because she forgot the safe word.

12/29/2009 6:01:38 PM

reasons are needed now?

this is not the world i grew up in

12/29/2009 6:06:31 PM

Quote :

"Beat thy wife. If thou knowest not why, she doth."

12/29/2009 6:09:12 PM

12/29/2009 6:11:52 PM

12/29/2009 7:18:26 PM

^^that mesmerizes me

12/29/2009 8:18:51 PM

jeepers i wish you could see how surprised i am by that

12/29/2009 8:23:01 PM

i keep trying to see his hand

12/29/2009 8:25:29 PM

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"Might as well enroll at UNC too while you're at it"

some of us can't help that bullshit

12/29/2009 9:01:59 PM

Blasphemy!

12/29/2009 9:03:30 PM

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"he is going to beat me at the game of RISK"

I was beat last week.

12/29/2009 9:23:53 PM

12/29/2009 9:27:56 PM

#32. Your wife is Sonia

12/29/2009 9:32:09 PM

Do you really need a reason?

12/29/2009 9:56:00 PM

ahaha i <3 the failblog post

12/29/2009 9:59:50 PM

Numbers 5.11:
The lord spoke to moses, saying: speak to the isreaelites and say to them: If any man's wife goes astray and is unfaithful to him, if a man has had intercourse with her but it is hidden from her husband, so that she is undetected though she has defiled herself, and there is no witness against her since she was not caught in the act; if a spirit of jealousy comes on him, and he is jealous of his wife who has defiled herself; then the man shall bring his wife to the priest. and he shall bring the offering required for her, one-tenth of an ephah of barley flour. he shall pour no oil on it and put no frankincense on it, for it is a grain offering of jealousy, a grain offering of remembrance, bringing iniquity to remembrance.
then the priest shall bring her near, and set her before the loard; the priest shall take holy water in an earthen vessel, and take some of the dust that is on the floor of the tabernacle and put it into the water. the priest shall set the woman before the lord, dishevel the woman's hair, and place in her hands the grain offering of remembrance, which is the grain offering of jealousy. in his own hand the priest shall have the water of bitterness that brings the curse. then the priest shall make her take an oath, saying, "if no man has lain with you, if you have not turned aside to uncleanness while under your husband's authority, be immune to this water of bitterness that brings the curse. but if you have gone astray while under your husband's authority, if you have defiled yourself and some man other than your husband has had intercourse with you," -let the priest make the woman take the oath of the curse and say to the woman---"the lord make you an execration and an oath among your people, when the loard makes your uterus drop, your womb discharge; now may this water that bribngs the curse enter your bowels and make your womb discharge, your uterus drop!" and the woman shall say, "Amen. Amen."

5.31:The man shall be free from iniquity, but the woman shall bear her iniquity.

12/29/2009 10:31:13 PM