I know this is old but i'm just looking it up now and the article is hilarious.

Jojo Simmons, son of Run-DMC's Joseph Simmons, charged with marijuana possession, resisting arrest

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_crime/2009/05/09/2009-05-09_jojo_simmons_son_of_rundmcs_joseph_simmons_charged_with_marijuana_possession_res.html#ixzz0bBA66LPd

Quote :

"The son of Run-DMC founding member Joseph Simmons got busted Friday night because he couldn't run fast enough from narcotics cops."

BAAHAHAHAH. THE NEWS CALLED YOU OUT!

12/30/2009 8:40:54 AM

ntlb

12/30/2009 9:01:48 AM

HEY YOU

YOU ARE IN POSSESSION OF A PLANT

12/30/2009 9:39:20 AM

It's tricky during Christmas in Hollis

12/30/2009 11:08:23 AM

dude needs to pull up his pants. then he might run dmc faster

12/30/2009 11:13:09 AM

The cops just asked him to walk this way...shit, mine doesn't even sound good in my head.

12/30/2009 11:14:22 AM

eh, not bad, not bad

12/30/2009 11:19:17 AM

Sounds like he be illin'.

12/31/2009 2:35:39 PM

We are not thugs we don't use drugs, but you assume on your own
They offer coke and lots of dope, but we just leave it alone
It's like that y'all (y'all), but we don't quit
You keep on (rock!) shock! Cos this is it...

It's tricky to roll a joint to roll a joint that's right on point
IT'S TRICKY
TRICKY TRICKY TRICKY TRICKY

12/31/2009 2:48:14 PM