... In the streets, freak in the sheets.

I mean, I need someone to take home at midnight.

12/31/2009 9:01:29 PM

You're such a fucking babe

I wanna go down on you

[Edited on December 31, 2009 at 9:02 PM. Reason : fuck, you shaved !!!]

12/31/2009 9:02:12 PM

Would you settle for a tramp?

12/31/2009 9:02:22 PM

meet me at .....
ill go anywhere with you

12/31/2009 9:02:58 PM

But I am in Assville, NC. So I need some non-hippy action. Deodorant is a goal.

12/31/2009 9:09:27 PM

I'll settle for a whore with no gag reflex.

12/31/2009 9:13:53 PM

i smell great!

[Edited on December 31, 2009 at 9:18 PM. Reason : asdflkweo23]

12/31/2009 9:17:34 PM

well I wasn't planning on showering today.. But if thats a deal breaker I'll go ahead and take one.. Plus I'll put on deodorant and brush my teeth.

12/31/2009 9:19:05 PM