the commercial told me so

1/1/2010 8:54:19 PM

Then it must be true.

I'm being told that Chevy is an excellent car company. I think I'll go buy one now.

1/1/2010 8:55:01 PM

taco bell gave me diabetes and cancer

1/1/2010 8:57:19 PM

It just gives me the squirts. Although I have had cancer.....

1/1/2010 9:00:52 PM

i think you misspelled diarrhea.

1/1/2010 9:02:33 PM

explosive shits and bucket beef are healthy 100% of the time

1/1/2010 9:04:00 PM

I don't think I've ever gotten the runs from taco bell

yall have some pussy stomachs

1/1/2010 9:33:04 PM

^ my ex-gf had one of those

1/1/2010 9:35:08 PM

you might not have had the runs, but if you didn't shit immediately after, I'm gonna have to call bullshit


my stomach is stronger than 98% of the population's, and TB has always made me have to evacuate my bowels immediately every single time.

1/1/2010 9:37:46 PM

Little known fact, the Black Eyes Peas song "Boom Boom Pow" was inspired by the effects of taco bell on ones digestion.

Quote :

" That digital spit Next level visual shit I got that boom boom pow How the beat bang, boom boom pow"

1/1/2010 11:44:28 PM

It would seem that a chicken soft taco would be healthy.....3 of them for under a dollar would be a healthy meal?

What the hell wouldnt be healthy, chicken, lettuce, cheese, tortilla. cheese maybe?

1/1/2010 11:46:05 PM

that chicken ain't made of chicken

1/1/2010 11:48:49 PM

i don't give a shit what it's made of. its delicious and that used to fucking mean something

1/1/2010 11:51:44 PM

i cant look at taco bell food while i eat it.

1/1/2010 11:53:44 PM

I'd bwn the girl in the commercial that lost all that weight on the TB diet

1/2/2010 12:56:33 AM

You'd bone the girl who operated the sound mixer on that commercial.

1/2/2010 1:45:58 AM

or guy.

1/2/2010 1:46:11 AM

so i just watched this commercial online and i knew exacrly what they (taco bell) were trying to pull.
and they did it.



i just saw a broadcast about how eating just taco bell can help you lose weight >.<

1/2/2010 12:29:40 PM

when you poop out more than you put in from TB, of course you're going to lose weight

it's like, science, man

1/2/2010 12:31:57 PM

lol

1/2/2010 12:32:17 PM

Hahahaha taco bell is a big fat fail.

1/2/2010 12:34:14 PM

Quote :

"I don't think I've ever gotten the runs from taco bell yall have some pussy stomachs"

1/2/2010 12:52:08 PM

Quote :

"I don't think I've ever gotten the runs from taco bell yall have some pussy stomachs"

1/2/2010 1:29:21 PM

Healthy Cooking Video: Taco Bell's Mexican Pizza



This chick could get it. repeatedly.

1/2/2010 1:33:41 PM

the new 5-layer burrito isn't bad for you at all

lets say you have two for lunch. that's only 1100 calories, 44 grams of fat, and 3280 mg of sodium.

not. too. shabby.

1/4/2010 10:52:10 PM

^I actually had two of those for lunch today, they were filling as hell. And by filling I mean I haven't pooped since.

Quote :

"I'm being told that Chevy is an excellent car company. I think I'll go buy one now."

Some of their cars actually are quite good. The company though...no.

[Edited on January 4, 2010 at 11:01 PM. Reason : that fake liquid cheese is like glue!]

1/4/2010 10:58:22 PM

For $0.50 you can add bacon...

1/4/2010 10:58:43 PM

Want your ass to sound the like the drums from Twisted Sister's "were not gonna take it" eat 4 or 5 of their cheap beef tacos, then sit yourself down on a large ceramic toilet.

1/4/2010 11:00:31 PM

if you add a bean burrito, the toilet seat will sing the chorus line too.

1/4/2010 11:08:02 PM

5 tacos = 190x5 = 950 calories!

Easy meal for adding weight.

1/5/2010 1:07:10 AM

does taco bell and any other food that remotely resembles even a shell of 'mexican' food always hurt everyone's stomachs?

sounds like some placebo effect to me

1/5/2010 1:12:26 AM

^basically. its just one of those things like "damn, we just ate some mexican (food), better stop by food lion and get some TP on the way home"

[Edited on January 5, 2010 at 2:54 AM. Reason : .]

[Edited on January 5, 2010 at 2:54 AM. Reason : food, not people]

1/5/2010 2:54:07 AM

PUSSY STOMACH

1/5/2010 3:06:51 AM

Quote :

"I don't think I've ever gotten the runs from taco bell yall have some pussy stomachs"

Also, among popular fast food restaurants (that I know of), Taco Bell is definitely the healthiest (least unhealthy?) of them all. Some of their items are actually healthy and nutritious, even if they have a couple of unhealthy ingredients in them.

I miss Taco Bell... I used to eat there 3-4 times a week during my two years at NCSU. And now I haven't had any since I left in late 2002

1/5/2010 3:20:31 AM

Quote :

"These results aren't typical"

Really no surprises though. Start off as a Jabba eating 2000+ calories of food a day. Lower your caloric intake (and exercise, which I'm sure she did) and you can do it eating whatever you want to eat.

1/5/2010 8:07:39 AM

Quote :

"I don't think I've ever gotten the runs from taco bell yall have some pussy stomachs"

1/5/2010 8:08:44 AM

Quote :

"that chicken ain't made of chicken"

at that price, you're getting protein covered in ammonia and filled with hormones. how is that "healthy"?

1/5/2010 8:09:39 AM

taco bell is okay once in a while... but i couldn't imagine eating there every single day. or even every other day. gross

and i used to work there in high school, that's like grade D beef at best. so nasty the way they cook it. comes in a big plastic bag that gets put in this "thermalizer" (giant thing of hot water) for like 30 minutes then poured into a tub. full of weird pieces of white stuff. like cow ligaments or something. ugh

1/5/2010 8:15:00 AM

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"at that price, you're getting protein covered in ammonia and filled with hormones. how is that "healthy"?"

Chicken has a tendency to be dirt cheap regardless of whether you get it from Taco Bell or your local Harris Teeter.

1/5/2010 8:27:08 AM

Quote :

"grade D beef at best"

http://www.snopes.com/food/prepare/badmeat.asp

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"the way they cook it......big plastic bag"

mmmmmmmm... phthalates....

[Edited on January 5, 2010 at 8:32 AM. Reason : ]

1/5/2010 8:30:47 AM

The way you posted that made it seem like "grade D beef at best" is the point of the article.

1/5/2010 9:24:30 AM

Quote :

"the new 5-layer burrito isn't bad for you at all lets say you have two for lunch. that's only 1100 calories, 44 grams of fat, and 3280 mg of sodium. not. too. shabby."

lol, Perfect for those of us on a 3500 calorie/132 fat gram per day diet. Especially if you don't want a bunch of stupid nutrients slowing you down and shit.

[Edited on January 5, 2010 at 9:26 AM. Reason : l]

1/5/2010 9:25:18 AM

the only time taco bell gives me the shits is when I'm hungover- but anything gives me the shits then



i am interested in trying this fresco menu though- it's been on the menu for a while, but these commercials might actually make me want to go to the bell with the intentions of getting this- that and the new 89c burrito


can you tell that i'm easily swayed by commercials? now excuse me while i go check my credit before I buy some geico insurance for my new ford truck i'm about to buy so I can drive to ECPI to start my new degree

1/5/2010 9:27:45 AM

yeah, taco bell has never messed up my stomach, but the amount of sodium in their food is enough to keep me away.

1/5/2010 9:34:43 AM

I don't usually have a problem with it, but I always figured it was that greasy ass beef and oily cheese they use. If you're not used to a lot of grease/fat it's going to be an overload.

1/5/2010 9:46:03 AM

Quote :

"I don't think I've ever gotten the runs from taco bell yall have some pussy stomachs"

Agreed. And also to whoever said that they have a strong stomach but still has to shit like crazy after Taco Bell... you obviously don't have a strong stomach.

1/5/2010 9:52:22 AM

I've never had issues with Taco Bell food either, but I always wondered if that's because everyone else just had issues or because I don't eat their crappy meat.

1/5/2010 9:53:54 AM