Q: Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners?
A: Because they have no attachments.


no, but I like it

1/3/2010 1:34:39 AM

k

1/3/2010 1:35:16 AM

do you like fish sticks?

what are you, a gay fish

1/3/2010 1:38:07 AM

the pirate steering wheel joke is pretty good

1/3/2010 1:43:59 AM

you hear the one about the 3 horses and the priest?

1/3/2010 1:45:57 AM

^^ yeah, love that one

1/3/2010 1:48:22 AM

1/3/2010 2:03:36 AM

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender is like "hey man, you have a steering wheel sticking out of your fly" and the pirate is all like "arrrrrrr...its driving me nuts"

1/3/2010 2:06:35 AM

teehee

1/3/2010 2:07:38 AM

Pirate goes into a bar. His parrot yells "give me a whiskey".
The bartender says "does your parrot drink"
the pirate looks at his parrot, looks down, then looks at the bartender.
The bartender says "can you talk"
the parrot says "He can talk, and I can drink"

1/3/2010 2:14:16 AM

A man is walking down the street and sees a little boy riding a toy fire engine that’s being pulled by a Dalmatian. Unfortunately, the rope is tied around the dog’s balls, and as a consequence, the toy truck is going very slowly.

The man says to the boy, "You know, son, that truck would go a lot faster if the rope was tied around your dog’s neck."

"I guess so," says the kid, "but then I wouldn’t have a siren."

1/3/2010 2:14:48 AM

A man visits a shrink wearing nothing but saran wraps.

The shrink looks at the man and says, "I can clearly see your nuts".

1/3/2010 8:50:42 AM

Q: what is purple and hums?
A: An electric grape
Q: Why does it hum?
A: Bc it doesn't know the words.

1/3/2010 10:48:28 AM

http://joke.aspx

1/3/2010 10:58:35 AM

What does the Buddha say when ordering a hot dog?
One with everything.

What did the Buddha say when the hot dog vendor asked him if he wanted change?
Change must come from within.

1/3/2010 12:50:33 PM

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, 'Hey, we have a drink named after you!'

The grasshopper looks surprised and says, 'You have a drink named Steve?'

1/3/2010 1:03:01 PM

What's brown and rhymes with snoop?




Dr. Dre

1/3/2010 1:16:40 PM

RE: OP

HAHAHA

1/3/2010 1:20:00 PM

why does snoop carry an umbrella?

fa' drizzle.

1/3/2010 1:23:00 PM

^^^ Hahaha

1/3/2010 1:24:39 PM

What's the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

1/3/2010 1:50:13 PM

Worst thread ever?

1/3/2010 2:47:10 PM

oh nam wob, this thread is but a shell, a vessel you might say, and it is what goes into that determines its worth. Therefore if the jokes are bad, the thread will be bad, if the jokes are good, the thread will be the shit



How do you recognize a Jewish child molester?

He's the one that says "Hey little boy, do you want to buy some candy?"



[Edited on January 3, 2010 at 2:51 PM. Reason : d]

1/3/2010 2:51:12 PM