sorta funny...maybe...

He said to me. . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you?

He said to me . . ...... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said to him: That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart.

He said to me... What have you been doing with the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . ..... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him .. . They don't have time

He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. . I don't know; it has never happened.

He said to me.. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.

He said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said. . . A widow.

He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

[Edited on January 6, 2010 at 10:36 AM. Reason : H]

1/6/2010 10:36:19 AM

ntlb

1/6/2010 10:48:05 AM

thanks, brah.

1/6/2010 10:49:09 AM

ntlb

1/6/2010 10:49:55 AM

i like the last one and the first

1/6/2010 10:50:42 AM

ntlb

1/6/2010 11:00:23 AM

this is like a weak forwarded email isnt it

1/6/2010 11:00:46 AM

ntlb

1/6/2010 11:02:17 AM

good pattern

1/6/2010 11:02:36 AM

ntlb

1/6/2010 11:03:30 AM

He said to me. Why do we always eat the same thing every night?
I said to him. Why do you give me the same penis every night?

1/6/2010 11:04:40 AM

ntlb

1/6/2010 11:05:28 AM

fuck this stupid thread

now it's burning

1/6/2010 11:09:50 AM

ntlb

1/6/2010 11:11:24 AM

ntbl

1/6/2010 11:24:11 AM

fuck it, i'm leaving this thread behind. sorry mang.

1/6/2010 11:24:54 AM

1/6/2010 11:29:02 AM

i'm sorry man, just gonna have to let this shit sit without replies.

1/6/2010 11:30:34 AM

1/6/2010 11:33:10 AM

actually, I just needed to pad some and so I just created a thread.

1/6/2010 11:33:38 AM

1/6/2010 11:33:45 AM

^^^,^^ double postin son of a bitch

[Edited on January 6, 2010 at 11:34 AM. Reason : stupid bigego messin my shit up]

1/6/2010 11:34:04 AM

just like women, these jokes aren't funny.

1/6/2010 11:36:01 AM

she called me stupid, what a meany head

1/6/2010 11:36:13 AM

Quote :

"double postin son of a bitch"

1/6/2010 11:38:38 AM

Quote :

""can you think of a word that describes a man who doesn't want to have sex? Dead.""

1/6/2010 11:39:14 AM

Quote :

"just like women, these jokes aren't funny."

why do you think i haven't said anything of them in my like 10 posts ITT

1/6/2010 11:46:04 AM

Quote :

"she called me stupid, what a meany head "

yes i did

1/6/2010 12:01:07 PM

now she's rubbing the salt into the wounds

1/6/2010 12:01:55 PM