1/9/2010 8:17:13 AM

Was he hot as fuck?

1/9/2010 8:23:18 AM

wat?

1/9/2010 8:25:39 AM

This must be a message board in Saudi Arabia or Pakistan for extremist Muslims, right?

1/9/2010 8:32:48 AM

You know that's fake right....

It's from landoverbaptist.net which is a parody site.

1/9/2010 8:45:36 AM

Quote :

"You know that's fake right.... "

This is the internet, it is safe to assume you are correct..

1/9/2010 9:03:36 AM

i'm sure this is totally real

1/9/2010 9:04:50 AM

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?s=5a17bf549a2bebffa99ab2a56e5d0faf&t=16536

original thread





[Edited on January 9, 2010 at 9:07 AM. Reason : in case you wanted to know.....landover is a fictional church]

1/9/2010 9:06:51 AM

reading that thread, a member's signature is actually my favorite part:

Quote :

"Who Will Jesus Damn? Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses: Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)"

i'm not sure there's anyone left to go to heaven...must be pretty darn empty up there

the site is actually pretty funny: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/









[Edited on January 9, 2010 at 9:49 AM. Reason : .]

1/9/2010 9:45:10 AM

what if you rape a woman who is already married?

1/9/2010 9:49:36 AM

Stone the husband to death

1/9/2010 9:58:24 AM

this happened on the law and order with luke perry

1/9/2010 9:58:48 AM

what if it is sodomy?

1/9/2010 9:59:46 AM

then chances are she wouldnt be pregnant

1/9/2010 10:06:57 AM

Butt babies FTL

1/9/2010 10:27:43 AM

what if a man rapes a man?

lololol... doing the "right thing" in that case would mean doing the "wrong thing"

1/9/2010 4:28:45 PM

no, in that case, the man who got raped gets stoned.

see - everything works out

1/9/2010 4:44:49 PM