So I spanked my monkey last night. Now, I've never spanked a monkey but she was talking about my father. She said that my father was a drug addict and could never keep a relationship and that I would end up to be just like him. My dad isn't perfect, but he loved me and my mom and my monkey just kept going at it until I lost it.

It just happened.

My fist reared back and I smashed her right in the nose. Her nose exploded, she screamed and the force of my fist made her bang her head into the wall.

She and I just sat there stunned for a few seconds and then she just freaked out and locked herself in the bathroom. She eventually took off but I haven't heard from the cops yet, so I guess I'm Ok. I've never spanked a monkey before so, I'm pretty freaked out.

I told my mom what happened and she said, "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare. But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air. I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo Holmes smell you later." I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there to settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.

1/9/2010 10:04:42 AM

0/10

1/9/2010 10:05:04 AM

^ you lie!!!

1/9/2010 10:08:11 AM

YO HOLMES

1/9/2010 10:09:16 AM

fail

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1/9/2010 10:30:33 AM