No one. No one wants to play Risk. Ever.





This is a "The More You Know" thread for all you dork-ass motherfuckers out there.

[Edited on January 9, 2010 at 9:44 PM. Reason : LIKE MY ROOMMATE]

1/9/2010 9:44:18 PM

no one cares

1/9/2010 9:45:03 PM

i totally demolished punchmonk at Risk a few weeks ago

1/9/2010 9:45:09 PM

I STILL HAVE ARMIES IN THE UKRAINE !

1/9/2010 9:45:17 PM

you're a fag just for knowing what Risk is

1/9/2010 9:47:06 PM

He's a FOB Indian guy. I love him to death, but he is absolutely clueless. He kept trying to get us to play the shit with him over the holiday break - while we were all piss drunk and stoned out of our minds a good 80% of the time - and we would tell him "NO ONE WANTS TO PLAY THAT SHIT FOR HOURS, DUDE."

Now there's some girls over (one of our roommates is a girl), and he's trying to get them to play with him. He's explaining the rules and these bitches is straight up laughing at him.

I'd go rescue him, but some lessons have to be learned the hard way.

1/9/2010 9:51:11 PM

UKRAINE NOT WEAK

1/9/2010 9:59:17 PM

actually now in retrospect I do remember one girl I was seeing convincing me to play RISK with her


but I think instead of finishing the game, we just went and had sex.

1/9/2010 10:05:53 PM

Risk is really fun for like the first hour. Then you just want it to end. Once my sophomore year I was playing with my roommates. After 2.5 hours my gf at the time bumped the table and all the pieces fell everywhere.

1/10/2010 1:15:45 AM

if you fucked without a rubber it was a pretty big RISK

1/10/2010 1:15:48 AM

NC State (TWW) pwns in GXC Risk

1/10/2010 1:17:05 AM

^lol that was awesome.

1/10/2010 1:17:53 AM

If you're drunk and stoned with just some dudes around it's pretty fun. If there are womenz around though you might want to re-think that one.

1/10/2010 1:18:50 AM

1/10/2010 1:21:26 AM

Quote :

"Risk is really fun for like the first hour. Then you just want it to end."

1/10/2010 10:01:38 AM

Quote :

"i totally demolished punchmonk at Risk a few weeks ago"

BASTARD

1/12/2010 12:02:10 AM

1/12/2010 2:57:22 AM

I still like Risk. The key is to carefully feel people out before asking them to play, because a surprisingly large number of people would like to but are afraid to suggest it.

1/12/2010 3:00:58 AM