SWEET STACHE CHARLIE

1/13/2010 1:52:06 PM

LOL augustus looks like a pedophile

1/13/2010 1:53:11 PM

Wonka on the right

1/13/2010 1:57:38 PM

Quote :

"• We were thrilled when sweet and genuine little Charlie Bucket won a lifetime supply of chocolate in the film. Nowadays, Peter Ostrum fills up buckets of cow patties and other fun stuff as a large animal veterinarian in Glenfield, New York. Hey, he kind of resembles the Candy Man with that killer 'stache. • Violet Beauregarde was a precocious gum chewer who eventually turned into a blueberry. After getting one more gig on the soap opera "Dark Shadows," actress Denise Nickerson turned into an accountant at an engineering plant with a bad haircut. • Augustus Gloop drowned in a chocolate river. If I had to go, that's how I'd want it. Now Michael Bollner is drowning in a sea of success as a tax attorney in Munich. Go Gloop! • Veruca Salt was a spoiled brat who wanted it all ... NOW! It was even rumored that she wanted little Peter Ostrum behind the scenes. So what did Julie Dawn Cole end up with? A successful career in theater, television, and fitness. Oh ... and two kids. Not too shabby. • It was impossible to pull Mike Teevee away from the tube. Since then Paris Themmen has played a whole lotta roles. He was a commercial casting agent, a film production member, a Disney Imagineering employee, a retail salesman, a real estate agent, and a finance guy. He even started his own website, where he sells autographs. Maybe TV does rot your brain."

1/13/2010 1:59:07 PM

I wonder if they tried to 1-up each other at the photoshoot, like regular people do at High School reunions

"Boy, you really went bald there, didn't you?"

1/13/2010 2:00:30 PM

yeah, you aren't going to ever give up seinfeld quotes

1/13/2010 2:01:26 PM

Everything in moderation

1/13/2010 2:03:43 PM

Charlie looks like Mr. Slugworth.

1/13/2010 2:10:19 PM

charlie looks like House

1/13/2010 2:11:25 PM

looks more like Jenifer Aniston's boss from office space

1/13/2010 2:13:57 PM

strangely, if Veruca had black hair, she would look like Mike Teevee's mom in the movie

1/13/2010 2:15:12 PM

Augustus is still creepin me out

[Edited on January 13, 2010 at 7:28 PM. Reason : he looks like a wax figure]

1/13/2010 7:27:53 PM

Quote :

"VIOLET YOU'RE TURNING VIOLET VIOLET"

1/13/2010 7:41:03 PM

veruca salt is a little bit of a milf now

1/13/2010 7:42:48 PM

Quote :

"DADDY I WANT AN OOMPA LOOPAH NAOW!!!"

1/13/2010 7:43:08 PM

How did Wonka keep himself from pressing that red elevator button for so long?

1/13/2010 7:44:46 PM

Veruca would get it.

But only if she repeatedly said "DADDY I WANT IT NOW" during.

1/13/2010 7:56:47 PM

i think it's hilarious how anytime they show the grown-up gloop he's wearing some traditional over-krauted german caricature outfit

1/13/2010 8:12:20 PM

check out Violet's mullet.





STELLAR

1/14/2010 6:38:48 PM

maybe mullets are hip in the UK

1/14/2010 6:42:27 PM

Quote :

"Augustus is still creepin me out"

1/14/2010 6:42:45 PM

Mr. Joshua: you, sir, win this thread.

1/14/2010 6:44:48 PM