I leaned against it and it beeped and said "Sabbath Mode" on the display. I had no idea what this was so I looked it up.
1/13/2010 7:51:14 PM
1/13/2010 7:53:15 PM
Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't fucking roll!Shomer shabbos!
1/13/2010 7:53:46 PM
If they can't even reach a consensus on how to use the oven then how are they going to pull of 9/11?
1/13/2010 7:55:14 PM
1/13/2010 7:55:58 PM
That's easy.Pay off the Muslims to do it for ya.The Christians and Atheists won't know the difference.[Edited on January 13, 2010 at 7:58 PM. Reason : Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax... ]
1/13/2010 7:56:22 PM
So how is that going to affect this?
1/13/2010 7:58:46 PM
^omg jewbots!
1/13/2010 7:59:37 PM
at first I was like: and then I was like:
1/13/2010 8:15:50 PM
a) is a glorious pun and i applaud you dear sir
1/13/2010 8:21:21 PM
I had no idea about this.Generally we just hire gentiles to do our bidding on the Sabbath.
1/13/2010 9:35:52 PM
somebody should make a jew/oven holocaust joke and piss off mcdanger or god or whoever it is that freaks over holocaust jokes. i get them mixed up.
1/13/2010 9:52:51 PM
dammit i came in here to post"but does it have a Black Sabbath mode?"
1/13/2010 10:04:18 PM
to think⦠an oven can have a sabbath mode for 2% of the country, but if they were to put a spanish mode on the oven, people would flip out.
1/13/2010 10:07:27 PM
1/13/2010 10:10:01 PM
and people make fun of christians
1/13/2010 10:34:28 PM
wait....whats so bad about completing a circuit?
1/13/2010 10:48:46 PM
does this mean you made cornbread?
1/13/2010 11:01:05 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEoN5Nx4u0w
1/13/2010 11:01:51 PM
It will shut off if you try to bake pork chops
1/14/2010 12:05:13 AM
^^^ Oh hell no. I leaned against it by mistake.
1/14/2010 12:46:32 AM
1/14/2010 1:57:19 AM
1/14/2010 12:48:49 PM
for some reason i have a problem with doing everything you can to get around a religious thing like sabbath or fasting. it just doesn't seem very genuine. i don't do any of those things and i'm not religious...so...i guess my opinion doesn't count.[tangent]i have friends who go to a christian church, the kind that screams, people rolling in the isles, speaking in tongues, etc. they fast every once in a while for a day or 2, and their preacher says they can only have liquids. soooo, they put food in the blender. that's cheating. you're missing the point of the fast.[/tangent][Edited on January 14, 2010 at 1:48 PM. Reason : ]
1/14/2010 1:36:48 PM
Anybody who observes any religious tenet and therefore believes in any religion, is a moron.
1/14/2010 1:41:29 PM
do galils have a sabbath mode?
1/14/2010 1:44:44 PM
Well we all know how badly the Jews hate ovensZING!
1/14/2010 1:47:00 PM
http://torahtechnologies.org/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=15&Itemid=27
1/14/2010 8:03:54 PM
At First I Was LikeAnd Then I Was LikeBut Then I
1/14/2010 9:06:12 PM
1/14/2010 9:12:00 PM
but then i sankakucomplex?
1/15/2010 12:30:36 AM