you just gonna sit there and chop onions?

1/13/2010 8:39:08 PM

k

1/13/2010 8:40:06 PM

you just gonna file your taxes?

1/13/2010 8:43:14 PM

is that what's hot on the streets?

1/13/2010 8:44:07 PM

YOU TOO CLOSE MAN

1/13/2010 8:46:07 PM

nigga can fly

(I will be laughing at this show 35 years from now)

1/13/2010 8:47:08 PM

hahaha i haven't seen this episode in so long i forgot about the puppet drug sketch

1/13/2010 8:49:10 PM

best dvd purchases ever

1/13/2010 8:49:56 PM

what you don't understand
is i make love to my hand

1/13/2010 8:51:45 PM

So I don't need you honey
I beat my dick like it owes me money!

1/13/2010 9:31:43 PM

If I had my way, I'd never work. I'd just stay home all day, watch Scarface 50 times, eat a turkey sandwich, and have sex all fucking day. Then I'd dress up like a clown, and surprise kids at schools. Then I'd take a dump in the back of a movie theater, and just wait until somebody sat in it. Hear it squish. That's funny to me. Then I'd paint, and read, and play violin. I'd climb the mountains, and sing the songs that I like to sing. But I don't got that kinda time.

1/13/2010 10:39:22 PM

I drink only the finest Cambodian breast milks.

1/13/2010 10:40:17 PM

I got good news and bad news. The bad news is I'm shutting the studio down. The good news is I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance.

1/14/2010 9:39:09 PM