yup-- she's at it again.

1/14/2010 12:44:28 PM

GET YO CAT SPAYED

1/14/2010 2:17:22 PM

1/14/2010 2:20:06 PM

1/14/2010 2:20:39 PM

i dont even want to know what you'd use a q-tip for

1/14/2010 2:21:54 PM

to get the cum out of their ears

1/14/2010 2:22:43 PM

i always heard fucking the cat with a q-tip would make her get out of heat faster

maybe that rumor was just started by a sick fuck who liked to fuck cats with q-tips

1/14/2010 2:23:53 PM

holy shit ^

1/14/2010 2:24:49 PM

double u
tee
eff

1/14/2010 2:24:59 PM

O_o

1/14/2010 2:25:50 PM

>.>

http://www.ubersite.com/m/93773

Quote :

"Equipment: * 1 cat in heat * 1 Q-tip Procedure: * Grab wailing, squirming cat and place it on your lap with its hind quarters readily accessible. Chances are the cat will freely offer them, if not the first time this procedure is followed, then certainly each time afterward. * Insert the Q-tip into the cat's vagina. It will be exposed and puffy. Do not insert the Q-tip into the other orifice. Either way the cat will begin to scream, but there is a subtle and audible difference in the scream of satisfaction and the scream of rectal pain. Experiment a little until you can distinguish the two. * Move the Q-tip in and out of the cat's vagina slowly at first, then more rapidly. No need to be gentle, no matter what you do with the Q-tip it beats a barbed cat penis digging around in there. * You are finished when the cat is finished. You will know when the cat is finished because it will either begin immediately to have a cat orgasm, or it will run away with the Q-tip sticking out of its ass. If this happens let it enjoy itself for a few minutes before attempting to retrieve your Q-tip. * That is it, you are done. Enjoy the peace and quiet until the cat flares up again. What to look for: The cat orgasm that follows this procedure is something the likes of which I have never seen elsewhere. It is a wriggling, leaping, moaning dance of ecstasy that defies any experience of pleasure my mind can even begin to grasp. If humans had orgasms with the intensity of a cat serviced in this way there would be no such thing as war, hunger, capitalism or God. Background: A cat in heat is, with few exceptions, one of the most irritating things to have living in your home. A cat in heat will follow you around and howl at you in a bone chilling, hideous wail until you are ready just to toss it outside and let it get pounded by the local tom's. After a few days of this torture having to drown a few kittens sounds relaxing. This cat-saving technique was first demonstrated to me by a terminally un-squeemish roomate of years past. "

[Edited on January 14, 2010 at 2:27 PM. Reason : .]

1/14/2010 2:27:01 PM

I think someone else posted about that recently. Or maybe it was you.

1/14/2010 2:27:39 PM

fuck that shit

thats cruel and unusual

1/14/2010 2:28:34 PM

this just makes me ROFL

Quote :

"* You are finished when the cat is finished. You will know when the cat is finished because it will either begin immediately to have a cat orgasm, or it will run away with the Q-tip sticking out of its ass. If this happens let it enjoy itself for a few minutes before attempting to retrieve your Q-tip. "

1/14/2010 2:30:50 PM

a new low has been reached

1/14/2010 2:31:31 PM

i never said i did it! i always got my cats fixed at 6mos old like all GOOD OWNERS should. i follow the Bob Barker Law TYVM.

1/14/2010 2:32:06 PM

Quote :

"Insert the Q-tip into the cat's vagina. It will be exposed and puffy. Do not insert the Q-tip into the other orifice."

Quote :

"run away with the Q-tip sticking out of its ass"

... well, make up your mind. anal or no anal.

1/14/2010 2:33:51 PM

aha i noticed that too

1/14/2010 2:34:20 PM

i do not like cats

1/14/2010 2:35:04 PM

i do not like you

1/14/2010 2:35:31 PM

1/14/2010 2:35:51 PM

1/14/2010 2:35:55 PM

I think I'm horny.

1/14/2010 2:37:06 PM

Quote :

"there is a subtle and audible difference in the scream of satisfaction and the scream of rectal pain. Experiment a little until you can distinguish the two."

sounds like high school

1/14/2010 2:38:02 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_qwcqXAM-w&feature=related

1/14/2010 3:10:31 PM

I don't know wtf is going on but the past week there have been three individual cats running around messing with my cat. She usually stays inside and looks out the window. They come up and start pawing at the window and crap. She has been spayed so she isn't in heat and normally I only let her outside on the weekends when I'm home from work so she isn't out that much.

1/14/2010 5:27:13 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Z1MygrkDSI

1/14/2010 5:30:01 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToWDxKqLhfY

1/14/2010 5:35:22 PM