just a guy who gets shit on a lot and then one day the devil says "Hey, over here"?

1/14/2010 2:35:03 PM

If so, then I'm the antichrist.

1/14/2010 2:35:44 PM

eww you get shit on

1/14/2010 2:36:02 PM

DAILY

1/14/2010 2:37:49 PM

Why does the Antichrist have to be a guy?

1/14/2010 2:38:32 PM

what mark do you bear?

[Edited on January 14, 2010 at 2:39 PM. Reason : is it bare or bear? that question looks like a drunk wrote it]

1/14/2010 2:38:35 PM

1/14/2010 2:38:44 PM

Probably someone that was shit on all throughout life and wants to get back at the world.

Napoleon was a short and petite man
Hitler was a freak and a coward

1/14/2010 2:39:32 PM

Bush was angry at pop

1/14/2010 2:41:52 PM

did you seriously just compare bush to hitler

1/14/2010 2:42:19 PM

Godwins law has no place in chit chat

1/14/2010 2:43:27 PM

do not lie

1/14/2010 2:43:44 PM

....

no

did that other guy compare Napoleon to Hitler?

i thought we were naming candidates for the antichrist, which is known to be a politician

1/14/2010 2:43:50 PM

He's born

Its referred to in the scriptures of every holy book known to mankind



[Edited on January 14, 2010 at 2:44 PM. Reason : x]

1/14/2010 2:43:55 PM

much like wizards, anubis and Sophie the Countess of Wessex he can be anything you want him to be

1/14/2010 2:44:10 PM

Yeah, I would think it would have to be "born" in one form or another.

1/14/2010 2:44:40 PM

if he is Sophie the Countess of Wessex I need a long cold shower

1/14/2010 2:45:02 PM

he is elected president

1/14/2010 2:46:56 PM

The bible also says that Rome was built in a day and that woman was begotten from a McRib.

1/14/2010 2:51:02 PM

the antichrist is president of this country, you buffoon.

1/14/2010 2:51:51 PM

this thread just got mad gay.

1/14/2010 2:54:44 PM

lol

1/14/2010 2:55:42 PM

The Bible says there have been many antichrists. An antichrist is a false teacher some would say. The antichrist is not some guy that rises to power to fight that epic good vs evil battle that people like to think is going to happen.

1/14/2010 4:11:57 PM

Yeah you know that whole part about leading his army into the field at Armageddon for an epic final battle and all... that's just some weird allegory.

1/14/2010 4:16:49 PM

the antichrist isn't even mentioned in the book of Revelation....the word antichrist can only be found in 1 John and 2 John. The "antichrist" in the book of Revelation is King Nero.

1/14/2010 4:20:25 PM

Just because it doesn't mention him by name doesn't mean it doesn't mention him.

It doesn't matter, the whole thing is a work of fiction.

1/14/2010 4:21:10 PM

You'll have your answer soon enough.

1/14/2010 4:25:16 PM

I, too, think a book referring to zombies & talking animals is a great reference

1/14/2010 4:27:56 PM

Nero was the bad guy in Star Trek.

Now you're just trolling.

1/14/2010 4:37:57 PM