Kaka especially.

I mean, imagine that there is on the whole face of the earth two people are better than you at football. One of them is very humble and passes the ball and seems genuinely likeable. The other is a sit-up doing obnoxious orange cunt. One of them happens to be on your team, one of the two men that could possibly continually upstage you and distract from your ability. You get the day glo prick, not the charming hobbit. And to top it all, because you yourself have been raised pretty morally to be a good Catholic boy you have to smile and nod and agree everytime CR9 opens his mouth to say whatever line of spurious self promoting bullshit he feels like that day...

...until one day you fucking snap, and Alfe Inge Haaland the motherfucker while he does another stupid cheek-puffing melodramtic pose before taking a free kick. As the kneecap implodes, you feel the weight of all the hail marys you will have to do in cramped confessionals, and the scathing personal and professional scorn you will receive, and realise that you may well have ended your own career too, and there is a moments regret. But then you will look down and see that huge distended tangerine neck grimacing in pain as though someone had stomped on a pack of orange chewits, and you will know, in the very essence of your soul, that you are Ricardo Izecson dos Santos Leite, and you have brought right unto the world

1/15/2010 3:09:25 PM

Like I'm going to read all of that shit.

1/15/2010 3:09:46 PM

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8

1/15/2010 3:10:07 PM

yo holmes

1/15/2010 3:10:23 PM

you know who doesnt hate ronaldo?

tranny prostitutes

1/15/2010 3:14:02 PM

Messi pwns all

In FIFA and real life

1/15/2010 3:15:01 PM

Are these like Jersey Shore cast members or what?

1/15/2010 3:15:40 PM

1/15/2010 3:16:00 PM

Quote :

"Ronaldo was married for four years to Milene Domingues, who holds the world record for keepie-uppies. "

what the shit is that

1/15/2010 3:16:56 PM

i think its soccer ball juggling using your feet or whatever

1/15/2010 6:07:19 PM

is this thread seriously about soccer?

1/15/2010 6:09:24 PM

Fuck that has been asshole, he's a piece of shit. There so much talent on that team and it was all about him in the 2006 world cup when his performance was utter shit. And even though they beat the Croats (my fucking team, which was not surprising), it wasn't that fat piece of shit doing the work. I would like to curb stomp that mother fucker.

1/15/2010 6:15:24 PM

1. He's talking about Cristiano Ronaldo, who is without a doubt, the most complete footballer on the planet


2. Kaka hasn't been good since 2006, and it shows even more now that he's out of Milan and doesn't have a team built around him

1/15/2010 6:25:44 PM

fuck

1/15/2010 6:26:55 PM

ronaldo moses?

1/15/2010 7:01:20 PM

soccer is fucking gay

1/15/2010 7:55:09 PM

you're gay

1/15/2010 7:59:33 PM

RABBLE!

1/15/2010 8:02:01 PM

this thread is fucking gay

suspend God

1/15/2010 8:02:01 PM

Kaka??

lol

1/15/2010 8:02:43 PM

doodoo

1/15/2010 8:05:55 PM

Y'all just don't understand

1/15/2010 10:20:22 PM

i don't get it

i didn't read it

but here's a bttt

5/19/2010 6:16:57 PM

This one's for egyeyes.

5/19/2010 6:19:01 PM

Ronaldo's fat and old. Ronaldinho is a cokehead.

5/19/2010 6:25:04 PM

You're thinking of the other Ronaldo.

5/19/2010 6:33:23 PM

Oh my b, you're talking about Christiano. Guy's a douche, regardless.

5/19/2010 6:37:23 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2kxTouc58I

5/19/2010 6:40:08 PM

I know who Ronaldo is because he was on the Simpsons.

Isn't Kaka spanish for turds?

5/19/2010 7:15:25 PM

Where the fuck is egyggyyes

5/20/2010 8:24:07 AM

Like I'm going to read all of that shit.

5/20/2010 8:26:46 AM

Except that there are more than two people better than Kaka. Easily.

5/20/2010 11:43:39 AM

That's just like... your opinion, man.

5/20/2010 11:44:23 AM

1. He's talking about Cristiano Ronaldo, who is without a doubt, the most complete footballer on the planet


2. Kaka hasn't been good since 2006, and it shows even more now that he's out of Milan and doesn't have a team built around him

5/20/2010 11:47:09 AM

Also, number 1 is not true either.

5/20/2010 11:47:50 AM

Of course he's the complete package:

-Gorgeous abs
-Dreamy eyes
-Beautiful skin

5/20/2010 11:48:39 AM

You forgot that dreamy Oompa-Loompa tan.



I changed my mind. Soccer is gay.

[Edited on May 20, 2010 at 11:51 AM. Reason : .]

5/20/2010 11:50:26 AM

I assume you think Messi is the more complete player?

Apparently, this is his g/f. I can't reconcile that with that picture above.



[Edited on May 20, 2010 at 11:54 AM. Reason : x]

5/20/2010 11:51:44 AM

It's just a front to hide the gaeity.

5/20/2010 11:55:17 AM

5/20/2010 11:57:35 AM

I like where this thread is headed, lol.

5/20/2010 11:58:52 AM

http://brentroad.com/user_info.aspx?user=35196

5/20/2010 11:59:24 AM

"Have fun playing for a bunch of losers, pretty boy."

[Edited on May 20, 2010 at 12:21 PM. Reason : cms]

5/20/2010 12:19:11 PM

Ronaldo McDonaldo

5/20/2010 12:21:28 PM

5/20/2010 1:18:46 PM

Quote :

"Of course he's the complete package: -Gorgeous abs -Dreamy eyes -Beautiful skin"

Don't forget those amazing legs

5/20/2010 1:31:15 PM