Now that Valentines is approaching, many single girls are lowering their standards so that they are not left alone on this day.

TWW men, now is your time.

1/17/2010 9:11:19 PM

^

1/17/2010 9:12:34 PM

this is sure to work

1/17/2010 9:12:56 PM

Sign me up.

1/17/2010 9:13:26 PM

I would much rather fraternize with Kate than lower my standards to TWW men!!

1/17/2010 9:13:50 PM

Quote :

"BUBBLEBOBBLE IS AVAILABLE"

clown away, guys.

1/17/2010 9:14:13 PM

of course all the single ladies on here are going to spout that this is a lie and not to believe me.


but men of tww, i speak the truth.

1/17/2010 9:14:21 PM

I call BB.

Yes.. I AM THAT DESPERATE!

1/17/2010 9:15:15 PM

oh lawd..

holl@r

1/17/2010 9:16:10 PM

And we all know if it works for BubbleBobble then it will work for anyone.

1/17/2010 9:16:52 PM

intense burns ITT

anyoneee can play guitar land a girl on TWW

1/17/2010 9:17:49 PM

Fuck that shit. I'm not going to pick up a new girl just because valentines is around.

1/17/2010 9:20:56 PM

TIPS:

1. Sit next to girl in class, compliment her appearance at the beginning and say nothing more until the end of class.

2. If you notice that she is waiting for you to get up, so she can walk near you you're halfway there. Keep the talking to the minimal and ask her out right off the bat. Pretend you're busy so all you have time to do is to ask her out.

3. If she says yes, Compliment her on how good she looks when you pick her up. ask her questions throughout the date. Keep your talking to a minimal. DO NOT CONTINUE TO COMPLIMENT HER DURING THE DATE.

4. Compliment her just when you're about to let her into her apt/dorm. Go in for the kiss and then bam, fingers in the pussy.

1/17/2010 9:21:49 PM

My tips:

Gamma hydroxybutyric acid

1/17/2010 9:23:50 PM

Quote :

"I would much rather fraternize with Kate than lower my standards to TWW men!!"

1/17/2010 9:24:06 PM

Quote :

"GAMMA HYDROXYBUTYRIC ACID"

1/17/2010 9:26:34 PM

Well I live to far away for this to work for me!

1/17/2010 9:27:46 PM

Quote :

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It's pretty good stuff.

1/17/2010 9:27:56 PM

you're pretty good stuff.

1/17/2010 9:28:16 PM

egyeyes, you're no different than the next fish.

1/17/2010 9:42:45 PM

egyeyes is special you watch your god damn mouth

1/17/2010 9:43:34 PM

hey, arent you the guy who doesnt have a job and lives with his mother ?


oh, and also spends the majority of the day on tww ?


if so, then you should be thanking me for sound advice.

1/17/2010 9:45:01 PM

^Calm your ass down, sparky.

1/17/2010 9:45:50 PM

aren't you the tww nobody!!

I am the king of this shit and don't you forget it bitch!

1/17/2010 9:47:47 PM

sick burn lol

you're so delusional its sad.

1/17/2010 9:48:52 PM

^You seriously have some low self-esteem if you need to bring someone on the intarwebz down in order to bring your sorry ass up.

1/17/2010 9:49:59 PM

I'm not really sure why I'm delusional, but whatever you want to think bruh

whatever makes you feel superior and cool

1/17/2010 9:49:59 PM

you two should get married

1/17/2010 9:50:59 PM

^ and you should go fuck yourself.

1/17/2010 9:51:35 PM

we're already e-married

she just doesn't know it yet

1/17/2010 9:51:40 PM

egyeyes. I'm sorry if you were a victim of valentine fishing sex.

It happens to a lot of girls. You're not alone.

1/17/2010 9:52:54 PM

FAI# is an All American

1/17/2010 9:53:34 PM

FAG756843.. I am sorry you have to suffer with AIDS.

1/17/2010 9:53:38 PM

egyeyes are we having a candlelight dinner for valentines

our server will be teh_toch


^/thread son!!

only the illest of burns from egyeyes BITCHES!!!

1/17/2010 9:53:45 PM