i won a coloring contest when i was like 5that was my highpoint
1/18/2010 1:48:42 PM
NC U15 free throw shooting competition champ 1996
1/18/2010 1:49:31 PM
I won the school spelling bee when I was in seventh grade. And the English award that same year.
1/18/2010 1:49:48 PM
meh ]
1/18/2010 1:50:19 PM
i won a hula hoop contest when i was 10
1/18/2010 1:51:38 PM
i've lied a lot on the internet
1/18/2010 1:51:53 PM
I think I killed a man with a trident.Also:Completed 3 marathonsWon a few 5ks and spelling bees and stuffMy writing has been published/broadcast many times
1/18/2010 1:54:55 PM
Lucy, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.
1/18/2010 1:55:57 PM
One time, I ate an entire wheel of cheese
1/18/2010 1:59:43 PM
your ass totally looks like you did!
1/18/2010 2:00:22 PM
I once took herr mother, Dorothy inthesky, out for a nice seafood dinner and never called her again.
1/18/2010 2:01:02 PM
i built a baller-ass popsicle stick bridge in high school for a physics project that held over 150lbs.
1/18/2010 2:02:24 PM
Well shoes, YOU HAVE BAD HAIR!!!
1/18/2010 2:02:49 PM
Won Science Fair in 7th and 8th gradeMVP of football team in 8th GradeMade All-Star team pretty much every year i played baseballAll-Conference Baseball Junior Year HSAll-State Baseball Senior Year HSMultiple sales awards for top rep in NC, top rep in Southeast, and top rep in the US.I will post more as i think of them.
1/18/2010 2:03:41 PM
WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?
1/18/2010 2:05:10 PM
won first place at the state fair for an art project in 5th gradewas almost a bone marrow donor... the process started then they called and told me it wasnt going to happen (i think the dude died) and my rescue cat had an abortion, i dont judge and love her just the same as other animals ive owned
1/18/2010 2:05:19 PM
Nothing.Ever.
1/18/2010 2:05:29 PM
Your moms, BYour moms.
1/18/2010 2:07:23 PM
oh yeah, and growing up i used to split my halloween candy with my friend bc her parents wouldn't let her go out trick or treating i thought it was bullshit so i hooked her up
1/18/2010 2:08:30 PM
i cheated in a state swim meet in highschool, never got caught, and my record still stands to this day 22.78 50m freestyle
1/18/2010 2:11:48 PM
how did you cheat?
1/18/2010 2:12:11 PM
how does one cheat at a swim meet?
1/18/2010 2:12:39 PM
I won a pageant. Yeah that's right...I'm Miss Neuse 1999.
1/18/2010 2:13:01 PM
Probably started early
1/18/2010 2:15:20 PM
i thought maybe he has webbed feet or some shit
1/18/2010 2:16:06 PM
my best friends dad was the starter, he told me he was gonna do a 2 count on the gun. i still left early, and he didnt call us back.
1/18/2010 2:16:15 PM
Survived. Isn't that the greatest triumph of all?
1/18/2010 2:16:36 PM
i saved my ex-gf's daughter and sister from drowning
1/18/2010 2:16:59 PM
put in like 10 entry slips and won a bike from mcdonalds sometime between 92 and 95
1/18/2010 2:17:28 PM
He cheated by blood doping. Two weeks before, he had blood drawn, and stored. Right before the meet, he had that blood put back in his body.Net result: more blood, and more oxygen than normal... muscles didn't tire out as fast.I only know all of this because I came in 2nd in that meet....
1/18/2010 2:18:11 PM
I beat a DUI charge
1/18/2010 2:18:24 PM
1/18/2010 2:28:18 PM
Nighthawks, State Soccer Champs in third grade, woot, lol.Was the only student in my fifth grade class that could solve a difficult (relatively speaking) spatial puzzle, got a shitty little reward, but it was golden in my eyes.Won a few video game championships when I was younger, was rewarded with video cards (massive nerd)I've been to 22% of the world, and plan on increasing that percentageSignificantly changed the life's of people I cared about, they know who they areA runner-up for the superlative of funniest person in my high school classLand, keep, and earn promotions, and better job offers, amidst a clusterfuck economyI think that's enough narcissism for now.
1/18/2010 2:32:22 PM
I have slept with no fewer than 500 tdubbers, including such favorites as Joie, Insaneman, EMCE, roddy and esgargs.
1/18/2010 2:34:19 PM
ahem
1/18/2010 2:35:02 PM
DOUBLE AHEM& I made it to the citywide spelling bee in the fifth grade.]
1/18/2010 2:35:23 PM
is that 22% calculated by country, landmass...?? im interested to know how you figured 22%
1/18/2010 2:36:04 PM
i saved my dad, his friend, and i from sinking and dying in the gulf of mexico[Edited on January 18, 2010 at 2:37 PM. Reason : i have a letter from the president from around 7th grade for... something]
1/18/2010 2:36:49 PM
Lucyyyyyyyyy.
1/18/2010 2:38:28 PM
Sorry boys, but we didn't just sleep together. We made luuuuvvvv. BigMan, longbow and fleetwud are special to me.[Edited on January 18, 2010 at 2:41 PM. Reason : .]
1/18/2010 2:40:17 PM
helped an old lady cross the street....
1/18/2010 2:40:20 PM
she's angry at me because i called her cheese ass im sry lucy i lub oos
1/18/2010 2:40:37 PM
I didn't figure it, my iphone app did! It's definitely not by landmass though, otherwise Russian hermits would seem like world travelers.
1/18/2010 2:41:56 PM
2nd and 3rd grade spelling bees
1/18/2010 2:42:38 PM
Geography Bee, Spelling Bee, Rec League Basketball MVP when i was 9 years old. It was a good year.
1/18/2010 2:48:50 PM
rescued a lot of animalswon a contest so my art was hung in the county board of education buildinggot "Most Artistic" in high schoolscholarship for college (even if it was only the first year)helped save a lifeCrisis Line Volunteer of the Year 2008 - 2009featured volunteer in the organization's end-of-year mailing.. 10,000 printed
1/18/2010 2:56:28 PM
I gave a handjob to a manta ray.
1/18/2010 3:01:22 PM
your mom
1/18/2010 3:07:36 PM
I once scissor kicked Angela Lansberry.
1/18/2010 3:09:37 PM
Set up this thread and several others
1/18/2010 3:10:20 PM