like depriving yourself of anything but eggs for a couple days or so? i'm not sure i could do it

FREE THREAD

[Edited on January 19, 2010 at 6:54 PM. Reason : EGGS PEOPLE, EGGS!]

1/19/2010 6:46:57 PM

beans not so much but ed eggs yes

[Edited on January 19, 2010 at 6:51 PM. Reason : oops ]

1/19/2010 6:48:23 PM

wouldn't

ed eggs make more sense?

1/19/2010 6:49:43 PM

I have IBS, I always fart.

1/19/2010 6:50:36 PM

^^yes

1/19/2010 6:51:48 PM

1/19/2010 6:52:09 PM

Man I have had EPIC farts for the last couple of weeks. I mean the kind that rattle the walls. Saucy ones. Never need to wipe though. WTF???

1/19/2010 6:52:41 PM

I have never farted a day in my life.

1/19/2010 6:53:57 PM

farting is barbaric. ive learned to manipulate my flatulence backwards through my digestive tract and burp it out

1/19/2010 6:54:49 PM

I have learned how to use mine as an energy source so I don't have to eat as much.

1/19/2010 6:57:25 PM

peanut butter farts are the worst

[Edited on January 19, 2010 at 7:06 PM. Reason : ]

1/19/2010 7:06:40 PM

Ummm, disagree.

Fermented fish farts.

1/19/2010 7:10:14 PM

Who's been driving down the road and farted, but much to their surprise they shit on themselves?

1/19/2010 7:15:38 PM

my uncle tells a story where he used to have battles with his officemate while in germany

one night he decided to eat as many pickled eggs and drink as much beer as he could, in preparation for the next day

that was the end of the fart battles

1/19/2010 7:32:43 PM

my friends' little boy was having a farting contest with his friend in the car on the way home from basketball practice and totally ended up shitting his pants

1/19/2010 7:40:47 PM

I, too, have a sulfur factory inside me.

1/19/2010 7:44:52 PM

bttt

and i'm done bumping fart threads now. got every one of them from 2010...

4/19/2010 2:00:00 PM

I saw this thread topic and thought, "how immature!". Of course I clicked on it and saw I had posted in it. Twice.

FML

4/19/2010 2:04:47 PM