I've never had a domicile all to myself. Always had roomies or live in gfs or a wife.

Well that shit is changin' here in a little over a week. I'm kinda pumpituded about it.

1/20/2010 10:53:01 AM

good for you

1/20/2010 10:53:39 AM

what happened to your wife

1/20/2010 10:54:20 AM

kill yourself

1/20/2010 10:54:36 AM

youll be able to leave the seat up again!

1/20/2010 10:54:37 AM

I can even dribble on the floor AND leave the seat up, and I won't get bitched at!

1/20/2010 10:56:26 AM

i'm happy for you dude, living alone is awesome

may want to invest in a dog though

1/20/2010 10:57:15 AM

this is WHY you are alone

1/20/2010 10:57:20 AM

^^^ you shouldnt want to pee everywhere anyway

[Edited on January 20, 2010 at 10:57 AM. Reason : asdfasd]

1/20/2010 10:57:26 AM

I live by myself. I would love a wife or girlfriend to keep me company. It's lonely sometimes.

1/20/2010 11:01:24 AM

its only gonna get worse. if you are depressed. best of luck though dude

1/20/2010 11:02:29 AM

BigMan157...I do have a dog and 2 cats. i got all the company a guy needs most of the time.

1/20/2010 11:02:37 AM

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"youll be able to leave the seat up again!"

the one near my bedroom falls down sometimes

it's irritating

ill be all sleepin them BLAM OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT IT'S A DONNIE DARKO SITUATION

nope just the seat fallin

1/20/2010 11:02:43 AM

yeah, my parents had a seat like that. I would have to hold the seat which was just a pain. sometimes it would stay, but would fall in mid stream...thats why i had to resort to said first tactic...

i feel your pain

1/20/2010 11:05:19 AM

Having the girl sit down when the seat is up and the lights are off is still one of my favorite things in the world to hear happen

1/20/2010 11:06:14 AM

Just get a urinal.

1/20/2010 11:09:41 AM

id love to have a double staller in my house

1/20/2010 11:12:17 AM

I've never lived on my own in my 28 baller-ass years

1/20/2010 11:16:44 AM

new beginnings FTW

1/20/2010 12:00:31 PM

I haven't had a roommate since college eight years ago. I think I'm already set in my hermit ways. :grumpy old man:

1/20/2010 12:01:48 PM

Not I. Not yet.

1/20/2010 12:19:20 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2miuQdX4EM

1/20/2010 12:27:19 PM

I lived on my own at age 21.

1/20/2010 12:31:02 PM

I've lived by myself on two separate occasions, both one year leases. I really liked it, but it's pretty expensive. Once I'm done with this car payment I fully intend to do it again and then probably buy a house a couple of years after that, hopefully I'll be living in that house all alone.

1/20/2010 12:35:49 PM

I'm a (gasp) professional now...I should be able to afford living on my own. 'Bout time I did it.

1/20/2010 2:05:58 PM

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"Having the girl sit down when the seat is up and the lights are off is still one of my favorite things in the world to hear happen"

i don't get how they do this. when i pee in the dark i can tell the seat is up or down, why can't they?

when i've gone to take shits in the dark i've never managed to fall in.

1/20/2010 2:10:13 PM

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"what happened to your wife"

We separated about 5 years ago...divorced 4 years ago.

1/20/2010 3:01:57 PM

everytime i see zxappeal's username, i really want some zaxbys

[Edited on January 20, 2010 at 3:35 PM. Reason : meh]

1/20/2010 3:34:59 PM

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"i don't get how they do this. when i pee in the dark i can tell the seat is up or down, why can't they? when i've gone to take shits in the dark i've never managed to fall in."

assumptions.

dudes know the seat could be up or down, so are cognizant of the situation

girls assume it'll be down and dont even bother checking.

1/20/2010 3:36:55 PM

Yeah when you're laying there half asleep and they get up and you hear them scream and splash, you get the biggest ear to ear smile on your face

[Edited on January 20, 2010 at 3:39 PM. Reason : x]

1/20/2010 3:39:37 PM

I live alone. It's awesome. Don't have any pets though, cause I ain't cleaning up after them.

1/20/2010 3:39:44 PM

Quote :

"I live alone. It's awesome. Don't have any pets though, cause I ain't cleaning up after them."

1/20/2010 3:44:24 PM

^

1/20/2010 3:45:36 PM

i never knew zxappeal was married

i also hope he makes it to trivia next time im there, id like to meet him

1/20/2010 3:46:55 PM

I live alone. It's awesome. Because I can have as many pets as I want and nobody can bitch at me.

1/20/2010 3:47:55 PM

including blow up penguins

1/20/2010 3:53:16 PM

Indeed. And wire ones, and fabric ones, and plastic ones.

[Edited on January 20, 2010 at 3:56 PM. Reason : oh, and glass ones]

1/20/2010 3:56:22 PM

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"everytime i see zxappeal's username, i really want some zaxbys"

I fuckin' hate zaxby's!

1/20/2010 3:58:46 PM