I zipped myself a little while back and nicked the shaft of my wiener, and a tiny skin tag has developed that totally interrupts the supple flow of my gorgeous wang. I've heard this happens in areas of soft or delicate skin but it's unacceptable. I've tried pulling it off but it becomes quite painful and I'm afraid it'll rip the skin further, so I'm about to go at it with nail clippers to nip it clean.

This thread is simply to implore the kind-hearted of you to wish luck my way. Thank you.

1/20/2010 7:40:50 PM

my dick is literally covered in skin tags

1/20/2010 7:41:23 PM

A few weeks ago while shaving/trimming the pubic I noticed some bumps. One was larger than the rest--probably the 1/2 or 2/3rds the size smaller than a popcorn kernal. It was located right in the crease where the base of my penis connected to my abdomen. It was raised & sort of pinkish/brownish & depending on whether I had applied lotion it was soft or sort of hard. It also appeared to have a hair growing up through it. Also had a smaller one about a 1/2" above it & a couple more in the same area. & finally one even smaller one on the base of my penis & pulled/stretched the one that was above the largest bump & it bled a little bit like I'd had other skin tags do but it didn't come loose. All the bumps resembled moles or skin tags I've had elsewhere on my body except for some of the skin tags/moles I have on my neck are a dark brown instead of more flesh colored. At any rate I wasn't really concerned because I just figured they were moles or skin tags or razor bumps. As a precaution I read internet articles & felt relieved as I was sure I had skin tags only. I decided as an additional precaution to show them to my urologist. My calm went to horror after a cursory look he quickly told me they were HPV. He said he could freeze or burn them off right then & so he did. Now in retrospect I find myself wondering if in fact they really were HPV. I realize that this is a fairly traumatic thing & I could very well just be in denial. But I forgot to try to pour acetic acid on them to see if they'd turn white so of course I'm looking for any potential for a mistaken diagnosis. Until now I think I've maybe had at the very most two warts (elsewhere on my body) in my lifetime. Normally I'm one to be a little paranoid about potentially having STD (I have a irritable prostate which seems to have more to do with heredity than anything else) but for some reason (like I said--could be denial) I just really skeptical about the HPV diagnosis. I've always used condoms during sex & while I realize that won't prevent HPV where it doesn't cover, I just didn't find much information at all about them occuring anywhere but on the actual penis shaft/head/scrotum/actual genitalia rather than above in the pubic area. I play ice hockey & I perspire excessively and so I figured with all the heat & moisture, & the fact that the bumps were in a groin crease (& above) that surely they were skin tags. I'm not so concerned for their physical effect on my body (if in fact they really were warts) but I'm already agonizing about telling any female that I get involved with in the future. Part of what I read almost made it sound like it was pretty much inevitable for women to acquire it in their lifetime. CDC report I read stated that 80% of women will acquire HPV by the age of 50 and my mom got scared she said your moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror. If anything i could say that this cab was rare but i thought nah, forget it yo homes to bel-air. I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, I yelled to the cabbie yo holmes, smell you later looked at my kingdom i was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air.

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1/20/2010 7:51:56 PM

thought you were supposed to use fishing wire on these things... slowly pinch 'em off - totally painless

1/20/2010 7:52:08 PM

it's not what you think it is....it's a wart...you better not tell your girlfriend it's a "skin tag" cause when she comes back and says she has hpv it's going to be all your fault.

1/20/2010 7:52:55 PM

your moving in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.

1/20/2010 7:53:17 PM

^yeah the site i copied that shit from had it all fucked up.

1/20/2010 7:54:55 PM

I realize this thread is about those who have developed a skin tag on their dick.... which I have not. Hear me out, maybe I can offer some insight.

I am in outside sales, which is currently salary+commission, but will move into straight commission starting at the beginning of July 2010. I have been in this position since July 2009. I have competition from several direct manufacturing sales reps, large distributors, and local distributors. Here are the advantages and disadvantages of each:

Direct Advantages: Immediate knowledge of new technology, no middle man mark up, one shipping bill (paid by manufacturer or buyer of goods), access to larger range of non-commodity items, control inventory, have access to many distributors that can effectively sell their goods which increases market share, and set prices of commodity they manufacture.

Direct disadvantages: Typically have 1-3 sales reps per region (i.e. southeast, mid-atlantic, northeast, etc.) limiting the number of accounts they can successfully manage/cold-call, lack physical customer service or physical technical service available to or affordable for smaller users or altogether, are sometimes not trustworthy because they will go in behind their distributors that sell their commodity to one account in large quantities (i.e. they missed a big account, and have found out about it through a distributor selling their particular product) which leads to the distributor not selling their product anymore, have too many distributors selling the product ultimately driving the set price down through deviations, possibly rely on distributors to actually sell the product, and competition from other direct sources.

Large distributor advantages: have access to other commodities that go hand in hand with other manufacturers (poor example- grocery stores sell milk as well as cereal), get direct pricing, many locations regionally or nationally easing the shipping burden of buyers with multiple locations, personal service either customer or technical, many sales reps that are able to cover a broader territory, access to multiple manufacturers of the same commodity allowing to keep prices in check, service programs that smaller companies can't offer and direct providers can't match in price or value, and experts of many many commodities as opposed to one or a few.

Large distributor disadvantages: smaller local distributors creating price wars (think Michael Scott Paper Co vs Dunder-Mifflin), direct mfg's going in behind and stealing business, limited access to all of the mfg's (you won't find Harris Teeter name brands in Food Lion and visa versa), can't truly set prices because it's based on both supply and demand, territory management, and tough growth prospects in slower economies (this is true for direct as well really)

Local distributor advantages: Typically a good ol' boy setting where the seller and the buyer know each other for years (this does happen at all levels, but mostly at the local level), local folks are right down the street and can be used in emergencies, if the local guy buys at high enough volumes then there is no shipping charge to the end user, and access to both direct mfg's and large distributors.

Local distributor disadvantages: easily beaten in price, array of commodities, array of technology, lack of trained staff, low cash flow, etc etc etc.

This is what I have noticed in my six months, I am sure there are plenty more that need mentioning. The way I am setting myself apart as a sales person is this: I go after the big accounts right now while I am new. The big accounts, if I land them, will take care of me while I am new and building a customer base. The money made off of those allows me to focus free time on smaller accounts that get me higher margins. I build up big accounts, I would like to have 5-10 of these, then get 20-30 medium accounts. If I lose 1 or 2 big accounts, the 20-30 medium accounts keep me afloat while I go after new big accounts. I don't really waste time on small accounts simply because they basically pay for breakfast or something really small.

I will say this, if you can't get a big account in the first 6-8 months (assuming you have cash flow that you can ride this long) you could be in a world of trouble. If you can get one, it will really make going after the others a lot more enjoyable and less stressful. It's simply just very exhausting wasting any time on anything other than big accounts in the very beginning. You work just as hard on the medium sized accounts and see 1/3 to 1/36 of the money in my situation.

If you have any other questions, you can PM me. I hope this helps in the slightest!

1/21/2010 12:07:04 AM

I'm not reading that shit

1/21/2010 12:08:49 AM

but that reminds me, one time i pulled my batwing partially out of my pants and told my buddies i had gum on my pants

1/21/2010 12:10:37 AM

1/21/2010 12:16:30 AM

CCCCCCCCCOMBO BREAKERRRRRRRRRRRRRR

1/21/2010 12:22:56 AM

1/21/2010 12:23:21 AM

1/21/2010 12:27:04 AM

i feel you guys have missed this gem

1/21/2010 9:09:20 AM

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"but that reminds me, one time i pulled my batwing partially out of my pants and told my buddies i had gum on my pants"

1/21/2010 9:10:18 AM

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"supple flow of my gorgeous wang."

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

1/21/2010 9:20:46 AM

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"but that reminds me, one time i pulled my batwing partially out of my pants and told my buddies i had gum on my pants"

aannnddd now i know what im doing at the party friday

1/21/2010 10:33:03 AM

this literally happened to me about 6 months ago....i called him my superhero because it looked like my dork had a cape

1/21/2010 10:34:24 AM

so i grabbed the stupid bitch by her nappy ass weave

1/21/2010 11:25:45 AM

^^^

that shit never gets old

1/21/2010 11:36:42 AM