A mom walks into her 15 year old son's room and finds an S&M magazine sitting on his bed. She immediately goes to the boy's father and tells him what she found. She asks the father, "how are you going to punish him?!". The father answers, "Well, I sure as hell ain't going to spank him!"

1/21/2010 2:17:02 AM

So you heard this joke from CrazyJ?

1/21/2010 2:25:40 AM

i would help you out and all, but I go to the homepage and see

OH SHIT! Internal Server Error!

1/21/2010 2:25:47 AM

New Discovery

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York archeologists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, a California archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story in the LA Times read: "California archaeologists, finding traces of 200 year old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers."

One week later, The Sun Journal, a local newspaper in New Bern , NC , reported the following: "After digging as deep as 30 feet in his back yard, Bubba Yancey, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Bubba has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, North Carolina had already gone wireless."

1/22/2010 3:07:09 PM

LOL GONE WIRELESS

1/22/2010 3:09:48 PM