Quote :

"WITHOUT GOD... our week would be: Sinday, Mournday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Fightday, Shatterday, Seven days without God - Makes one Weak!"

Quote :

"No room! No vacancy! I'm all filled up! His Spirit lives in me.. That's the reason I'm SOULED OUT"

1/21/2010 4:22:43 PM

Wasteday sounds fun

1/21/2010 4:23:41 PM

Quote :

"Jesus answers knee mail!"

1/21/2010 4:23:51 PM

Complete failure

1/21/2010 4:23:52 PM

I can honestly say that I've never read those before

1/21/2010 4:23:59 PM

I can honestly say that I've never read those before

1/21/2010 4:25:00 PM

Quote :

"No room! No vacancy! I'm all filled up! His Spirit lives in me.. "

sounds like the synopsis of a gay porno

1/21/2010 4:25:04 PM

Quote :

"No room! No vacancy! I'm all filled up! His Spirit spunk lives in me.."

[Edited on January 21, 2010 at 4:26 PM. Reason : lolz]

1/21/2010 4:26:06 PM

Sounds like the tagline from that shitty Luke Wilson movie

1/21/2010 4:26:58 PM

boy did i get wasted on wednesday night, so the message so far, is sound....with good reason though...twas trivia and NC state beat duke

1/21/2010 4:30:05 PM

Quote :

"worship is the heartbeat of life!"

1/21/2010 4:31:02 PM

Wednesday-Sunday still sound awesome. Monday and Tuesday sucked to begin with.

1/21/2010 4:31:38 PM

Maybe I should start updating my status with anti-religious messages that glorify science. That'll give 'em a taste of their own medicine. This will surely work.

1/21/2010 4:32:21 PM

Quote :

"WITHOUT GOD... our week would be: Sinday, Mournday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Fightday, Shatterday, Seven days without God - Makes one Weak!"

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

1/21/2010 4:32:30 PM

SHATNERDAY?


SIGN ME UP!

1/21/2010 4:35:46 PM

shatterday sounds like you get to break a ton of shit all day. or at least a bunch of windows maybe. i could get behind that.

1/21/2010 4:37:40 PM

facepalm

1/21/2010 4:37:59 PM

i don't have a problem with the religious people i know

i do have a problem with the stupid religious people i know

1/21/2010 4:44:01 PM

Here's the constant facebook picture of this fucking insane religious guy that went to my highschool. I could post plenty of his updates....



Like that's something to be proud of?

1/21/2010 5:36:45 PM

fightday sounds interesting

1/21/2010 5:37:30 PM

these days dont so sound bat at all

1/21/2010 5:39:44 PM

LOL^^ No.Fucking.Way!...i cant believe i just saw that shirt

1/21/2010 5:45:48 PM

M. Emmanuel Griffin

1/21/2010 5:49:17 PM

Quote :

"Sinday, Mournday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Fightday, Shatterday"

Except for Mournday and Tearsday, these all sound awesome to me.

1/21/2010 5:51:56 PM

Good God, Christian wordplay is so fucking awful.

1/21/2010 6:01:21 PM

^^ Agreed.

Thirstday sounds like an official get drunk off your ass day.

And Sinday has potential.

1/21/2010 6:14:59 PM

An angel dies every time "Christians" act like that.

1/21/2010 6:18:10 PM

i read this as religious statue updates

1/21/2010 6:22:08 PM

Everyday is Shaterday.

1/21/2010 6:31:06 PM

why not just say "sadurday"?

or "sadderday"

[Edited on January 21, 2010 at 6:33 PM. Reason : f]

1/21/2010 6:32:47 PM

Without "Jesus", I think the week would actually be:


Sun's day
Moon's day
Tiu's day
Woden's day
Thor's day
Freya's day
Saturn's day

1/21/2010 6:37:09 PM

These updates bug me as well.

I think Jesus is a pretty swell guy, but I also don't think he had in mind for all his followers to go drinking, snorting, and smoking the kool aid and posting retarded gibberish wherever they felt necessary.

It's cool though, they aren't contagious with their flimflammery, so I just keep on living.

1/21/2010 7:04:49 PM

Sun's day
Moon's day
Tiu's day Tyr's day. same thing, i know, but still.
Woden's day
Thor's day
Freya's day /frigg
Saturn's day /this one is ambiguous anyway


EITHER WAY THERE IS NO CHRIST IN ANY OF IT

[Edited on January 21, 2010 at 7:11 PM. Reason : asdf]

1/21/2010 7:08:10 PM

I just hide them so I don't have to see their faggotry.

1/21/2010 7:09:07 PM

1/21/2010 9:16:12 PM

Quote :

"Fightday"

Sounds like a good day

1/21/2010 9:19:23 PM

SHATTERDAY SHATTERDAY SHATTERDAY ONE DAY ONLY AT THE MEGADOME!
SEE MCBOOBADUS THE MONSTERTRUCK WITH BOOBS SMASH 100
ONE HUNDRED
ONE HUNDRED CARS!
bring in your ticket stub from fightday and recive half off admission!

1/21/2010 9:20:59 PM

^^man, I love that picture. it gives my christian friends convulsions.

1/21/2010 9:21:44 PM

1/21/2010 10:06:53 PM

L O FUCKING L

1/22/2010 1:08:00 AM