Who wants to be Wife #2? We'll even give you your own room.

1/22/2010 12:02:42 PM

YES! Oh, wait... ew

1/22/2010 12:03:47 PM

I want to ride shotgun in the car too.

1/22/2010 12:04:34 PM

1/22/2010 12:04:49 PM

Shotgun wife gives road head. Always.

1/22/2010 12:05:04 PM

is this for you or for him?

1/22/2010 12:05:25 PM

wait a sec.......

1/22/2010 12:05:50 PM

Quote :

"YES! Oh, wait... ew"

hahahahhah i laughed.

1/22/2010 12:06:28 PM

Great because I hate riding in the back seat.

1/22/2010 12:09:22 PM

I, for one, support dudes who want to hoard up all the crazy love starved women. Leave some sane ones for me though.

1/22/2010 12:49:00 PM

There are no sane ones.

None.

1/22/2010 12:51:21 PM

Yeah, but some are really good at faking it for periods as long as several months at a time.

[Edited on January 22, 2010 at 12:52 PM. Reason : l]

1/22/2010 12:52:41 PM

^All women are good at faking it.

1/22/2010 12:53:00 PM

Thank goodness!

1/22/2010 12:54:04 PM

All women are good at faking it

1/22/2010 12:54:49 PM

I don't know if I could handle two wimmens...for more than a long weekend, anyway.

1/22/2010 12:58:54 PM

What would you do if you had a million dollars?
I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Well, not all chicks.
Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Good point.

1/22/2010 1:04:43 PM

There is a long science supported rumor that women stuck under one roof tend to have their periods migrate to the exact same time each month. Would you really want that?

1/22/2010 1:14:45 PM

We could just do it like Big Love and buy 2 or 3 houses side by side, and each wife could have her own house.

We're totally baller enough for that.

1/22/2010 1:15:34 PM

Wouldn't two women cancel each other out? Like they could entertain one another rather than constantly begging for my attention?

1/22/2010 1:36:13 PM

I'm just saying, sometimes it would be nice to have another woman around to cook dinner, do laundry, wash dishes...

1/22/2010 1:37:56 PM

I will totally do those things if you buy me a house.

1/22/2010 1:39:36 PM

1/22/2010 1:40:28 PM