A friend of mine from high school recently lost his fiance in a car accident. They were one of the most loving couples I knew. We always poked fun at them because they were constantly texting each other... Even when they were in the same house, they would sometimes text each other kissy faces and stuff. They actually met online and were pretty big nerds. When my friend buried her, he bought one of those devices that triples the life of a cellphone battery and buried her holding her cellphone so that he could continue texting her in the grave. I stayed with him the evening of the burial and he texted her several times with tears streaming down his face. When I got home, I called my mom and she got scared and said "You're moving with your auntie and your uncle in bel-air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "Fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought, naw, forget it, yo holmes to bel-air. I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and said to the cabbie "Yo holmes smell ya later." Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air.

[Edited on January 23, 2010 at 1:44 PM. Reason : s]

1/23/2010 1:37:36 PM

the capitalized Bel-Air ruined it

1/23/2010 1:41:26 PM

I have much to learn

1/23/2010 1:44:18 PM

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"When my friend buried her, he bought one of those devices that triples the life of a cellphone battery and buried her holding her cellphone so that he could continue texting her in the grave"

lol

1/23/2010 2:02:13 PM

i cant even get good reception in my house how the fuck does she get reception 6 feet under

1/23/2010 2:10:39 PM

fail

1/23/2010 2:12:52 PM

he also installed an antenna in the gravestone

don't hate

1/23/2010 2:13:25 PM

In a post-apocalyptic world, one woman emerges from the microwave dimension to text the remains of those that once lived.

1/23/2010 2:59:05 PM

Rated R.

1/23/2010 3:04:41 PM

Nice one, U got me

1/23/2010 6:04:11 PM

I got to the 2nd sentence before i realized what it was.

1/23/2010 6:20:18 PM

whenever i see a post like that i always read the last line first.

thanks a lot tww.

1/23/2010 6:23:28 PM

1/23/2010 6:45:24 PM

I mean, I thought it was a respectable first attempt...

1/25/2010 12:48:57 PM

anytime I see a long "story" type posting I check out the last few words to see if it says anything "bel air"

1/25/2010 12:49:35 PM

1/25/2010 12:50:13 PM

crtl + f
bel
enter key

1/25/2010 12:52:01 PM

Quote :

" anytime I see a long "story" type posting I check out the last few words to see if it says anything "bel air""

1/25/2010 1:14:44 PM