hurried into a fast food place because you were on the verge of shitting in your pants, and when you walk into the bathroom a man is carrying his small child into the only stall that is in the bathroom?

1/23/2010 7:14:36 PM

that's when you poop in the urinal

shamefully

1/23/2010 7:16:08 PM

This happened to me today. I had to get in my car and ride to a nearby Arby's for a shit and run.

1/23/2010 7:17:06 PM

maybe if you didn't shove so much stuff up your ass, it wouldn't be so stretched out that you could actually hold your shit for a while.

1/23/2010 7:54:57 PM

No, never

1/23/2010 7:55:26 PM

Quote :

"maybe if you didn't shove so much stuff up your ass, it wouldn't be so stretched out that you could actually hold your shit for a while. "

It's funny how this was the first thing that came to your mind. You must really have a deep understanding on how this works.

^ This was definitely the closest call that I have had in years.

[Edited on January 23, 2010 at 8:07 PM. Reason : .]

1/23/2010 8:06:39 PM

the ladies' room was occupied? desperate times call for desperate measures.

1/23/2010 9:53:55 PM

so that's not a denial of shoving large objects into your bum?

1/23/2010 10:02:15 PM

i took a shit in the mens room just yesterday

amateur

1/23/2010 10:31:44 PM

See the difference with your story is that you have massive tits and were alone.

1/23/2010 10:32:54 PM

actually you're right, i was alone in the bathroom and my massive tits were still attached to my body

1/23/2010 10:35:44 PM

Well, my story did have a happy ending when I got to shit at the Arby's.

1/24/2010 9:32:05 AM

Imminent explosive shit is the worst feeling in the world.

1/24/2010 10:15:36 AM

yah it is.

1/24/2010 10:17:15 AM

my cat flushed my glasses down the toilet at my past place, long story, but i ended up not being able to shit at my apt for 2 weeks. i could piss in the bathtub but damn the ladies at the avent ferry subway hated me after that.

1/24/2010 11:46:14 AM

^^^
however, there are few feelings better than spewing that shit into a toilet

1/24/2010 1:14:00 PM