One day he took a look in the mirror and noticed that he was tan all over except for his penis. So he decided to do something about it. He went to the beach and got completely undressed and buried himself in the sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking out.
Two old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane. Upon seeing the thing sticking up out of the sand, she began to move it around with her cane, remarking to the other lady, ''There is no justice in this world.'' The other lady asked what she meant.

"Well, when I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot all about it. Now I'm 80 and am no longer desirable.

1/23/2010 8:52:38 PM

so confused

1/23/2010 8:53:38 PM

I don't get it

1/23/2010 8:54:03 PM

Quote :

"I don't get it"

X2

1/23/2010 8:54:23 PM

somebody fucked up.

1/23/2010 9:21:09 PM

what a horrible thread

1/23/2010 9:30:06 PM

I'm willing to bet it's supposed to say something along the lines of

"Now I'm 80 and undesirable and here it is just laying in the sand."

FOUND IT:

"Now I'm 80 and the damn things are growing wild and I'm too old to squat!"

1/23/2010 9:30:31 PM

^Ghost edit

1/23/2010 9:32:40 PM

wrong: best thread ever

1/23/2010 9:34:20 PM

then who was phone?

1/23/2010 9:38:51 PM

they need to way instain mother

1/23/2010 9:39:58 PM

i wonder if this is an anti-joke thread

1/23/2010 9:45:41 PM

not anti-joke. just terrible, but still better than the original, jokes

1/23/2010 9:48:57 PM

dice...mirror....?

1/23/2010 10:05:01 PM

masturbate

1/23/2010 10:05:54 PM

friend chicken

1/23/2010 10:07:36 PM