I get a random text message from a Goldsboro phone number.


I politely return the information that whomever is texting me has the wrong person.


This person always tries to find out if I'm a girl after this information is conveyed - I presume to attempt to spit game.


I always politely inform them that I'm a dude, and often get a reply that's along the lines of "oh my bad, no homo."






Does this happen to anyone else? Random texts that end up in some fucker trying to spit game to what he hopes is a willing broad?


And do people seriously still use "no homo?"

1/25/2010 7:31:18 PM

no homo

1/25/2010 7:32:15 PM

first

[Edited on January 25, 2010 at 7:32 PM. Reason : FAGGOT]

1/25/2010 7:32:18 PM

lol

1/25/2010 7:33:26 PM

my bad

1/25/2010 7:33:56 PM

no


but i was getting calls on an almost daily basis from people asking for Shelton.
creditors, doctors, firends

one time his sister called
i had to politely explain how it wasnt his number

apparently shelton sorta disappeared

they've pretty much stopped in the last month or so

1/25/2010 7:34:00 PM

Quote :

"first [Edited on January 25, 2010 at 7:32 PM. Reason : FAGGOT]"

owned

1/25/2010 7:34:39 PM

I get a lot of mail for all the transient shitheads who must have lived here before me. I just trash it.

1/25/2010 7:40:26 PM

i used to get calls from some number every couple of weeks. i think it was some woman trying to call her sister, and there was only a difference of like 1 number between hers and mine. i guess she must've been calling from a house number or something because she should've had her sister's number programmed if she was calling from a cell phone. i eventually saved the woman's number as "don't answer" because i got so tired of it.

1/25/2010 7:43:48 PM

Every holiday I get a text message from someone I don't know. It is always this: "Merry Christmas from Mike and Twan. It's all about my girl Twan" (or Happy Thanksgiving or whatever holiday it is).

I always reply back "Merry Christmas to you as well, but I think you have the wrong number". But sure as shit, the next holiday rolls around and I get the text message again.

1/25/2010 7:46:46 PM

Sounds like you are the asshole.

1/25/2010 7:47:26 PM

i often get calls intended for a lesser funded lovell

1/25/2010 7:48:51 PM

^^^ you should reply with, "I can't believe you didn't make my party!"

[Edited on January 25, 2010 at 7:51 PM. Reason : .]

1/25/2010 7:50:56 PM

I mean, I'm not gonna think a dude is gay just because he's obviously trying to kick game via text message




I'm just gonna think he's a fucking moron trying to kick game sight unseen

1/26/2010 12:36:36 AM

Quote :

"Joie: no but i was getting calls on an almost daily basis from people asking for Shelton. creditors, doctors, firends one time his sister called i had to politely explain how it wasnt his number apparently shelton sorta disappeared they've pretty much stopped in the last month or so"

1/26/2010 3:37:14 AM