Probably been done. I lied. They don't have to be hidden... I'm more looking for strange or quirky things.

I can make balloon animals/hats/genetalia/etc... build card towers... clap with one hand... play the clarinet (pretty strange for a 6'5" fat guy).

What you got?

1/26/2010 12:29:56 AM

k

1/26/2010 12:30:35 AM

this thread was inspired by me



[Edited on January 26, 2010 at 12:31 AM. Reason : and you ain't a fat guy, b]

1/26/2010 12:31:21 AM

^^ I hear you can rock the DDR, mang.

[Edited on January 26, 2010 at 12:31 AM. Reason : +1^]

1/26/2010 12:31:29 AM

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"I can make balloon animals/hats/genetalia/etc"

You can make a dick out of a long balloon. Thats pretty goddamn remarkable.

1/26/2010 12:32:51 AM

i have a crazy photographic memory

not really a talent, i guess... but still.

1/26/2010 12:34:26 AM

I know, I practiced for years!

1/26/2010 12:34:37 AM

[hidden]talents[/hidden]

1/26/2010 12:35:01 AM

I have been known to play some DDR every now and again

thanks to your PS2, I may or may not have DDR Extreme (Japan) which is one of the best mixes

and it also has the easiest timing window so it's a lot of fun

I got two AAAs on 6 footers! that's an accomplishment for me

I have a metal pad tho so that helps a lot

1/26/2010 12:35:06 AM

^^you're doin it wrong

1/26/2010 12:35:27 AM

I can pull back the middle of my tongue. Not in the I can roll my tongue way (although I can also do that), or the tongue clover/flower thing, but like the very front middle can pull inwards forking my tongue somewhat. I can then combine that and the rolling my tongue thing and tucking it behind my front teeth to make a shape that well... I've never seen anyone else able to do anything remotely like it.

1/26/2010 12:37:16 AM

i can see that being particularly useful

1/26/2010 12:37:41 AM

I can easily find the clitoris.

1/26/2010 12:37:45 AM

I go down like the steel structural support of a large building after being hit by a plane, on a woman.

Erh.

I can play harmonica.

I trained briefly in massage therapy, and have extremely powerful hands.

1/26/2010 3:35:17 AM

I can split my lips in half (making a vertical line through the center)

1/26/2010 8:27:11 AM

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"I can split my lips in half (making a vertical line through the center)"

Your south mouth lips or north mouth?

1/26/2010 8:46:51 AM

i think the original maker split your pussy lips

1/26/2010 9:12:00 AM

I can chug Everclear without cringing.
I have superhuman strength when I'm drunk.
I can put both legs behind my head at the same time.

1/26/2010 9:15:43 AM

^3 haha... north ones

1/26/2010 9:17:16 AM

lucy, was that a cry for help?

1/26/2010 9:19:09 AM

Just the sad admission that I have worthless hidden talents.

I brag about my real talents too much for them to be considered hidden.

1/26/2010 9:20:39 AM

it was either a cry for help or a cry for a good pounding

1/26/2010 9:22:38 AM

Then I suppose it was a cry for help in that I need better hidden talents.

1/26/2010 9:23:57 AM

No those talents are just fine.

We will use them all at once, you and I.

1/26/2010 9:24:53 AM

fair enough

1/26/2010 9:33:28 AM

i have an awesome ability to make women hate me after a period of time

1/26/2010 10:00:17 AM

I can pick sewing needles up off of the ground with my buttcheeks

1/26/2010 10:45:58 AM

^i've tried to emulate his talent

in turn, i always have an embarrassing time going through airport security

there's a steep learning curve

1/26/2010 10:47:08 AM

1/26/2010 10:48:23 AM

i can sing...not awfully

1/26/2010 10:55:31 AM

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"I can chug Everclear without cringing. I have superhuman strength when I'm drunk. I can put both legs behind my head at the same time."

fucking marry me.

1/26/2010 11:00:04 AM

I have a gift for always stepping exactly the wrong way at exactly the wrong time

about once a month, I physically run into someone on campus

they step left and I step left, and then they step right and I step right, and this continues until we run into each other

1/26/2010 11:02:24 AM

^ pffft. I do that shit on purpose... just to piss people off


after we run into each other.... I usually look at them, unflinching, with a cold stare in order to intimidate them further.

1/26/2010 11:03:40 AM

I only do it on purpose when I'm really drunk

and then I usually miss

1/26/2010 11:05:34 AM

I also do that, but instead of being cold, I just grab their arms and we waltz with gleeful abandon, while throwing our heads back with laughter.

1/26/2010 11:06:09 AM

I'm the best goddamn fisherman on the planet.

Maybe even since Jesus.

1/26/2010 12:27:15 PM

My roommate freshman year at State was about 6'5", fat, and played the clarinet in the marching band.

R U HIM?!?!?!?

1/26/2010 12:35:05 PM

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"i have a crazy photographic pornographic memory"

there fixed it for you

1/26/2010 12:46:00 PM

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"I can chug Everclear without cringing."

I call BS

1/26/2010 12:54:34 PM

i can come off the top rope and give you a hurricanrana without hurting you at all, so long as you can execute a front flip accordingly

I have a +3 octave vocal range

I'm a good speller. Like, ridiculously good. This has never paid off in any way, but it's worth a mention.

1/26/2010 1:00:52 PM

^^ eleusis can attest to this talent.

1/26/2010 1:02:47 PM

I've got excellent car control

I'm pretty mechanically inclined

I can touch my nose with my tongue

I once did 27 backward flips in a row on a trampoline

I can flip off of things (even though I don't practice this anymore)

I can make super long shots in basketball, backwards, bank shots too

1/26/2010 1:06:48 PM

I can gobble like a turkey.

1/26/2010 1:47:24 PM

gobble gobble motha fucker

[Edited on January 26, 2010 at 1:50 PM. Reason : haha jk]

1/26/2010 1:50:30 PM

yo lemme gobble dat cock

1/26/2010 1:52:00 PM

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1/26/2010 1:54:04 PM

this conversation has gotten too dirty for me

1/26/2010 2:01:34 PM

Quote :

"OHMYGOD YOUR E-SEXY"

1/26/2010 2:09:19 PM

since noone reads the 49th post

1/26/2010 2:23:31 PM