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0EPII1
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She took 2 steps on her own 2 weeks ago at the age of 10 months 1 week.

And today at the age of 10 months 3 weeks, she took 8 steps . And then she sat down slowly (not fall!) and burst out into laughter .

She has been able to stand up from a sitting position by holding onto something (tabletop, etc) since she was 4.5 months old! And has been able to walk with support (a push-style walker, pushing small baby chair, etc) since she was 6 months old, even before she started crawling at 7 months. However, we didn't buy a walker then. We only bought it a month ago, so she didn't get much practice with walking starting at 6 months, even though she was able to do it. Had she practiced since then, she probably would have taken her first unsupported steps a couple of months back.

We must rearrange the house so that everything is at least 3 feet off the floor .

She has achieved a lot of milestones 1-2 months (even 3 months) before the average age, according to the standard milestones charts .

/babylog

1/27/2010 6:21:59 PM

TreeTwista10
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1/27/2010 6:22:42 PM

ALkatraz
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Don't worry, one day you will be disappoint.

1/27/2010 6:22:58 PM

0EPII1
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That comes with the territory.

Doesn't mean I will love her any less.

1/27/2010 6:24:48 PM

McDanger
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Nobody gives a shit, your kid's not unique

Call a relative and tell them instead

1/27/2010 6:25:05 PM

Slave Famous
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No one cares about your goddamn kid

And I say that not to be an asshole, but as a public service announcement

No one cares about your goddamn kid

1/27/2010 6:25:18 PM

0EPII1
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Here come the hypocritical assholes!

1/27/2010 6:25:59 PM

NeuseRvrRat
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i'm glad your crotchfruit is making you happy

1/27/2010 6:26:27 PM

McDanger
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fascination with one's own children is some of the most narcissistic bullshit i've seen

wow cool you can do something 99% of healthy adults can do

1/27/2010 6:26:49 PM

Slave Famous
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Great, you had sex, and pumped out another worthless, mediocre kid who grow up to work in a cubicle

Alert the fucking press

1/27/2010 6:27:07 PM

vinylbandit
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according to standard milestone charts

she's probably not special

1/27/2010 6:28:37 PM

0EPII1
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Troll/insult away guys if it makes you feel better about your amazing lives... ain't gonna piss me off!

1/27/2010 6:30:03 PM

McDanger
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Will you run her over in a car when she starts fucking white guys?

Willing to bet she'll be ahead of the standard milestone charts with that one too

[Edited on January 27, 2010 at 6:30 PM. Reason : .]

1/27/2010 6:30:36 PM

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1/27/2010 6:30:57 PM

0EPII1
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Quote :
"Troll/insult away guys if it makes you feel better about your amazing lives... ain't gonna piss me off!"

1/27/2010 6:34:53 PM

Ronny
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YO

MY NAME IS OPPIE1

I TRIED TO TEACH MY DAUGHTER 18 LANGUAGES WHILE SHE WAS IN THE WOMB

AND I PUT FUCKING PRUNES IN MY CHOCOLATE CAKE

LOOK AT ME

I'M A FUCKING GLOBAL CITIZEN

1/27/2010 6:36:35 PM

bmel
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pics or it didn't happen

1/27/2010 6:38:12 PM

Slave Famous
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At least you can never get upset with her when she inevitably pisses the bed

1/27/2010 6:38:52 PM

OopsPowSrprs
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This thread is hilarious.

1/27/2010 6:40:13 PM

McDanger
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I took a massive shit today, I was really proud of it

It broke all standard measures

1/27/2010 6:40:45 PM

0EPII1
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"pics or it didn't happen "


No way, not with monsters and predators around on TWW

1/27/2010 7:01:04 PM

bottombaby
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*sigh*

Whether your kid is one that walks at 9 months or hangs out until 17 months, those kids will both be running around on the same playground during recess.

How early or late a child walks is not an indicator of intelligences, but more of an indicator of temperament. Some children are impulsive and gross motor driven -- other children are cautious and fine motor driven. Early walkers tend to be impulsive, crazy little boogers that are prone to accidents. Your life as you know it is now over. Congrats!

1/27/2010 7:10:34 PM

billytalent
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seriously, who the fuck cares

the OP is a blithering braggadocio

[Edited on January 27, 2010 at 7:18 PM. Reason : p]

1/27/2010 7:12:35 PM

ScHpEnXeL
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obligatory rawr rawr rawr i walked earlier than this, rawr rawr rawr

1/27/2010 7:13:59 PM

Kurtis636
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No one cares about your kid. I'm sure your friends are already sick of hearing about her and seeing pictures. She isn't special. Those of us who have never met you and aren't really your friends, but rather non-acquaintances who occasionally interact with you on a message board care even less.

Good day to you.

1/27/2010 7:21:04 PM

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"I took a massive shit today, I was really proud of it"


I took a shit today that stood up and took 8 steps.

1/27/2010 7:24:21 PM

EMCE
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^ the end of days is here

1/27/2010 7:25:34 PM

0EPII1
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"How early or late a child walks is not an indicator of intelligences"


I don't remember saying anything about her intelligence.

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"Early walkers tend to be impulsive, crazy little boogers that are prone to accidents. Your life as you know it is now over. Congrats!"


She is definitely very impulsive and physical. Almost all the milestones I am talking about are physical ones. Must get it from her mother. She will probably excel more at physical pursuits than intellectual ones (that's how it looks now)... so be it! I would still support her if she wanted to become a boxer or a mountain climber rather than a scientist or a doctor. I am ready for it.

Quote :
"I took a shit today that stood up and took 8 steps."


That's cuz you are a meathead... even your shit is musclebound


[Edited on January 27, 2010 at 7:44 PM. Reason : Oh look, 2 more hypocrites/trolls spouting off bullshit and lies have joined us!]

1/27/2010 7:27:56 PM

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