fuck you for ruining it random calf cramp

1/29/2010 9:57:24 PM

it's the ghost of the chimney monster

he is haunting you and depriving your muscles of the proper salt levels

better make an offering in the fireplace

1/29/2010 9:58:31 PM

AHAHA, you're old.

1/29/2010 9:59:07 PM

younger than you!

BAM

1/29/2010 10:00:42 PM

In that case...

AHA, you're aging prematurely.

Seriously, you should get your spouse of ten years to massage it for you and bring you a banana or some shit.

1/29/2010 10:03:46 PM

Bridget used to be sweet

now, she just likes to make people feel bad about themselves.

1/29/2010 10:05:06 PM

No!

I'm joking!!!

All friendly-like and whatnot!

1/29/2010 10:05:52 PM

my foot was pressing into the side of the arm of the couch

cramp winch activated and i felt something in the arm pop and give

i hope that piece wasn't important

1/29/2010 10:06:02 PM

fuck that noise

hate mongerer.

1/29/2010 10:06:24 PM

WHO'S TRYING TO MAKE PEOPLE FEEL BAD NOW?!?!

1/29/2010 10:07:42 PM

it's important to note that I've made a lifestyle... a quite comfortable one... out of making people hate themselves. people know this me... people expect this from me

1/29/2010 10:09:01 PM

i heard she once grabbed a baby ocelot by the tail and swung it as heard as she could into a tree, killing the poor thing

[Edited on January 29, 2010 at 10:09 PM. Reason : this was after she made fun of its spots]

1/29/2010 10:09:13 PM

she made me change my original screenname to EMCE in order to avoid persecution

and I'm tough as nails

NAILS

1/29/2010 10:14:16 PM

i always get these after drinking (dehydration ftl)

1/29/2010 10:19:15 PM