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"A SEX-STARVED woman has undergone a painful two-hour op to remove a giant PINE CONE. Surgeons have revealed embarrassed spinster Mirjana Gavaric is recovering after getting steamy with the seedy item in the Serbian capital, Belgrade. Dr Sava Bojovic explained: “She was lonely and she took a pine cone from a tree and unfortunately it got stuck and she needed surgery to get it out.” By all accounts, she did have a TREE-mendous time with it though."

http://yoplayhouse.blogspot.com/2009_03_01_archive.html

2/3/2010 4:47:38 AM

2/3/2010 4:48:16 AM

You have to be fuckin kiddin

2/3/2010 4:50:54 AM

WHAT HAS BEEN READ CANNOT BE UNREAD

2/3/2010 4:52:09 AM

The images in my head can not be removed

2/3/2010 4:59:53 AM

Embarrassed spinster. LOL

2/3/2010 8:15:33 AM

holy shit....I mean seriously...did she not have fingers? If you're that hard up for something up your twat then use your damn fingers....a pine cone? seriously? This has to be a joke....what issues would a woman have to have to stick a fucking pine cone up in her love tunnel.


This


into a fucking vagina??? wow

Even one like this...



Why would a woman look at that and go "I bet that feels amazing moving quickly in and out of my great divide...."

[Edited on February 3, 2010 at 10:21 AM. Reason : ]

2/3/2010 10:18:25 AM

does ouch even begin to describe this?

2/3/2010 10:21:02 AM

i'm in pain thinking about this

2/3/2010 10:22:20 AM

Lol...can you imagine a few years down the road once she can have sex again...some guy is trying to use the pick up line "I don't know if you can handle what I got" and she goes "Oh it's okay I've had a pine cone up there, I'm sure I can take that"

he'd be all like

2/3/2010 10:23:25 AM

yea pretty sure that's not something you'd admit to with a future partner, just sayin

2/3/2010 10:24:38 AM

She pines for the days of free love and tree hugging. What wood you do if society branched off in a different direction than you wanted to go. Leaf her alone.

2/3/2010 10:25:37 AM

I mean she already stuck it up there and she didn't see a problem with it...she might think it's a great story to share with people...

I mean the day I start passing up fingers for a pine cone is the day that I go and brag to everyone that I stuck a pine cone up my tackle box

2/3/2010 10:27:01 AM

a woman went into the duke ER for the same thing not too long ago....

i know the person who had to remove it

2/3/2010 10:52:10 AM

EXTREME!!

2/3/2010 10:58:25 AM

Patient confidentiality breach. This should never have made the news.




Also, I can see how one would find this pleasurable.

2/3/2010 12:00:09 PM

2/3/2010 2:20:48 PM

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"Patient confidentiality breach. This should never have made the news."

two fallacies here:

1) HIPPA has no jurisdictional authority in Serbia

2) "blogspot" isn't "the news"

2/3/2010 2:27:24 PM

There is no proper emoticon for this.

2/3/2010 2:37:07 PM

^ is correct.
and and and don't work here.

Nevermind,
That works.

2/3/2010 2:44:48 PM

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"getting steamy with the seedy item "

teehee

2/3/2010 2:46:05 PM