Some girl at the bar tonight walked up to me and the girl I was with and said, "I am not hitting on you, but what is that on your head?" I told her that it was a mask that the piano player asked me to wear. She walked away, but my friend managed to say something to her about how she would hook her up with me. A little while later the girl walked by me and popped me on the back of the head.

2/7/2010 2:47:38 AM

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"COOL STORY BRO"

2/7/2010 2:48:32 AM

i dont believe a word of this

2/7/2010 2:49:11 AM

pilgrimshoes underestimates Big4Country's popularity with the ladies. Don't you remember all those hot chicks that he totally had eating out of his hand on Halloween?

Awesome story bro, would read again.

2/7/2010 2:51:48 AM

^^It's true. It sucks because I don't go to bars to get beat up by girls.

[Edited on February 7, 2010 at 2:53 AM. Reason : .]

2/7/2010 2:52:52 AM

Call me a freak, but I'd rather be the guy eating all the girls' pussies than Big4Country with girls eating out of my hand. Eating out of my hand are for penguins and shit.

Just sayin.

[Edited on February 7, 2010 at 2:55 AM. Reason : .]

2/7/2010 2:55:10 AM

Big4Cunt is the new esgargs

2/7/2010 2:57:58 AM

^He kind of looks like a guy I saw at the bar tonight, but I am pretty sure it wasn't him.

2/7/2010 2:59:46 AM

Big4Country got bitch slapped by a girl

2/7/2010 3:05:51 AM

^

2/7/2010 3:08:39 AM

, no disrespect buddy, I'm drunk...sorry

you shoulda laid that bitch out

2/7/2010 3:12:54 AM

^Na, she seemed like a nice person.

2/7/2010 1:18:36 PM

hahahahahahahah i can totally see the esgargs resemblance

I HAD AWKWARD CONTACT WITH FEMALE, MUST POST ABOUT IT

2/7/2010 1:22:33 PM

It's hilarious that this small interaction with another girl is such a noteworthy event in your life.

2/7/2010 1:23:12 PM

Did you tell her about your blackface Elmo?

2/7/2010 1:24:56 PM

^^^

[Edited on February 7, 2010 at 1:25 PM. Reason : srs]

2/7/2010 1:24:59 PM

It's hilarious [and telling] that this small interaction with another girl is such a noteworthy event in your life.

2/7/2010 1:25:02 PM

It's hilarious [and telling] that this small interaction with another girl is such a noteworthy event in your life.

2/7/2010 1:27:41 PM

Well I haven't started a topic on here in a while, so I needed to start one for no reason at all. This is just as good of an excuse as any.

2/7/2010 1:28:29 PM

A girl touched me in the facial region once too!

2/7/2010 2:47:12 PM

she totally wanted to suck your dick

2/7/2010 3:17:30 PM

i totally wanna suck his dick

2/7/2010 3:20:16 PM

this sounds like a story that should have taken place in a middle school auditorium.

2/7/2010 4:23:40 PM

i always picture Big4Country as the kid that pulled his pants down to his ankles when he was at the urinal that everyone picked on

2/7/2010 4:25:19 PM

She had to preempt with "I am not hiting on you"? Sounds like a bitch.

2/7/2010 4:39:10 PM

^I've had to say that to guys before...there is a 99% chance that Big4Country is not telling us what was said after the girl walked up to him and before she asked what was on his head.

There is a good chance that there was a small conversation going on in which Big4Country made things very awkward by saying "You came over here to hit on me didn't you?"
The chick, still wanting to know what was going on with whatever was on his head decided to get to the point, she gave a reply back to the accusation and then asked her question.

2/7/2010 5:17:23 PM

he's probably still replaying the story in his head too, heart thumping ever so slightly

poor lil feller

2/7/2010 5:23:45 PM

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"penguins and shit"

2/7/2010 5:25:56 PM

piano player? rum runners? lol

2/7/2010 5:26:25 PM

O'DOYLE RULES!

2/7/2010 5:29:31 PM

I, too, got slapped on the head by a girl recently

except it was electronically

2/7/2010 5:33:42 PM

hmmm just think if you left the house perhaps you could get slapped in the head by a girl IRL

2/7/2010 5:35:13 PM

boys tryna touch my junk junk
gonna smack him if he gets too drunk drunk?

2/7/2010 5:37:38 PM

I just got slapped on the head by a girl too...but I was the one that slapped myself in the head...does that count?

2/7/2010 5:44:17 PM

A girl touched my groin with her butt by accident once. I still cAll her occasionaly

2/7/2010 6:13:47 PM

where's that esgargs little head emoticon?

2/7/2010 6:34:28 PM

This thread suddenly makes sense

2/7/2010 6:54:41 PM

cool story, bro

2/7/2010 7:19:59 PM

2/7/2010 7:23:34 PM

BITCH JUST GOT BUBBLEBOBBLED BITCH.

BITCH.

2/7/2010 7:38:03 PM

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"^I've had to say that to guys before...there is a 99% chance that Big4Country is not telling us what was said after the girl walked up to him and before she asked what was on his head."

No I didn't say anything to her. I just answered her question after she asked and left it at that. The worst part is that my friend now said she didn't say anything to the girl about me, so this makes what happened even more random.

2/7/2010 11:03:11 PM

2/7/2010 11:08:01 PM

that bitch really did get bubblebobbled

2/7/2010 11:08:32 PM

^Why did she have to be so mean to me?

2/7/2010 11:11:13 PM

cool story bro!

2/7/2010 11:19:37 PM

^I think it sucks!

2/7/2010 11:21:10 PM

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"i always picture Big4Country as the kid that pulled his pants down to his ankles when he was at the urinal that everyone picked on"

2/8/2010 12:04:08 AM

lol

2/8/2010 12:04:58 AM

^^

2/8/2010 12:15:38 AM

i'm glad my comment got noticed...so has this guy gotten pubes yet or what?

2/8/2010 12:16:37 AM