ITT, post about ironic things that happen to you. Bonus points if you know the difference between irony and coincidence.

I just checked my spam box and found an email from Omniture, a company that specializes in web and email optimization. Fail.

2/10/2010 10:36:04 AM

don't you think? a little too ironic?

2/10/2010 10:36:36 AM

A no smooookkkiiinngggggg sign on your cigarette break

2/10/2010 10:37:00 AM

i think i'm pretty cool but i post on tww

2/10/2010 10:37:09 AM

that shit isn't ironic, that's just unfortunate son.

2/10/2010 10:37:20 AM

The OP is ironic.

2/10/2010 10:37:48 AM

Isn't it ironic that you became the coveted object on this forum?

2/10/2010 10:38:41 AM

Mid-atlantic is being battered by blizzards, and here in upstate NY, we are experiencing a relatively light winter on terms of snow and ice. Maybe 3 or 4 inches right now.

2/10/2010 10:40:13 AM

we've had more snow than where they're starting the winter olympics this weekend

[Edited on February 10, 2010 at 10:41 AM. Reason : not ironic, just a comment on ^]

2/10/2010 10:41:42 AM

Quote :

"that's just unfortunate son."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nT1TVSTkAXg



[Edited on February 10, 2010 at 10:43 AM. Reason : -]

2/10/2010 10:42:30 AM

Quote :

"The OP is ironic."

yes, but nothing in that alanis morrisette song is.

2/10/2010 10:43:42 AM

i needed to return this pair of pants, so i'm off to the store. i slipped- and fell in the mud, ruining the very pants I was about to return

2/10/2010 10:46:13 AM

An outcome of events contrary to what might have been expected...

2/10/2010 10:47:50 AM

What's unfortunate is that Alanis Morrisette wrote a song about going down on Uncle Joey.

2/10/2010 10:48:40 AM

ITS LIKE RAIIIIIIII e AINNNNNNNNNNN

2/10/2010 10:56:33 AM

^^ it was you oughta know, right?

2/10/2010 10:57:55 AM

^yeah

2/10/2010 11:00:24 AM

http://www.news.com.au/world/woman-dies-after-pensioner-falls-on-her/story-e6frfkyr-1225828905926

Quote :

"Woman dies after pensioner falls on her A HONG KONG woman has been killed in a bizarre accident in which an elderly neighbour plunged from her high-rise flat and landed on top of her, police say. Both women were killed yesterday after the 74-year-old slipped while collecting clothes from a drying rack outside her flat, a common sight in the densely populated city of seven million. The elderly woman fell from her 27th-floor flat and landed directly on top of Chan Kwai-mui, 51. In 2007, Chan was left a widow when a crane collapsed at a construction site, killing her husband and another worker. "She had just managed to get over the death of her husband," local media quoted Chan's neighbour as saying. Media reports say the women were "found in a heap" by a security guard."

2/10/2010 2:15:17 PM

it is however ironic that a song about irony contains no irony

2/10/2010 2:26:11 PM