THAT'S ALL BUBBLEBOBBLE NEEDS

TOO BAD NOBODY LOVES ME ANYMORE

MY E-VALENTINE DUMPED ME

MY E-DOG DIED

MY E-SOUL

IT IS SHATTERED.

CAN ANYBODY MEND THIS SHATTERED AND BLEEDING HEART OF MINE LOLOLOLLL


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BUT AT LEAST HE DIDN'T TYPE THE THREAD TITLE IN ALL CAPS AMIRITE

LOOKING AT YOU Q-FRED


no but seriously

I love John Lennon

2/11/2010 2:46:44 AM

SHE LOVES YOU YAAA YAAA YAAA! SHE LOVES YOU YAAA YAAA YAA!

2/11/2010 2:47:27 AM

get it get it its a broken heart

2/11/2010 2:49:33 AM

Oh, ja sie liebt dich!
Schöner kann es gar nicht sein.
Ja, sie liebt dich,
Und da solltest du dich freu'n.

2/11/2010 2:49:48 AM

k

2/11/2010 2:50:52 AM

ICWYDT STATEREDNECK

2/11/2010 2:51:06 AM

E-VALENTINE = EGYEYES?

2/11/2010 2:52:50 AM

MORE LIKE EGYLIES

LOL

damn that was pretty good for on the spot

2/11/2010 2:53:16 AM

did i blow your mind with that one\

2/11/2010 2:53:47 AM

becauseeee the wind is high it blows my mind

2/11/2010 2:54:19 AM

Its all overrated, don't worry about it.

2/11/2010 2:59:59 AM

ARE YOU SAYING MY LOVE IS JUST A GAME?

2/11/2010 3:00:40 AM

^hes right just fuck bitches get money leave that other shit to rest

2/11/2010 3:01:03 AM

but I'm not good at fucking bitches OR getting money

2/11/2010 3:01:47 AM

2/11/2010 3:03:28 AM

but if I disregard females, what does that leave me with

A FUCKIN SAUSAGE FEST THAT'S WHAT

2/11/2010 3:04:56 AM

ill work this problem out im a problem solver

2/11/2010 3:06:24 AM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/

2/11/2010 3:06:49 AM

2/11/2010 3:06:50 AM

2/11/2010 3:07:18 AM

eff this.

2/11/2010 12:19:40 PM

BITCH YOU JUST GOT BUBBLEBOBBLED BITCH.

BITCH.

2/11/2010 12:25:02 PM

Sounds like you are unhappy with your e-life. Just log out!

2/11/2010 12:27:58 PM

k

2/11/2010 12:43:06 PM

BITCH YOU JUST GOT BUBBLEBOBBLED BITCH.

BITCH.

2/11/2010 12:54:31 PM

I hope this song comes out for Beatles Rock Band on valentine's day

rumor has it it might

(for Wii and PS3)

2/11/2010 12:56:07 PM

I realize this thread is about those who have been sick burned by egyeyes.... which I have not. Hear me out, maybe I can offer some insight.

I am in outside sales, which is currently salary+commission, but will move into straight commission starting at the beginning of July 2010. I have been in this position since July 2009. I have competition from several direct manufacturing sales reps, large distributors, and local distributors. Here are the advantages and disadvantages of each:

Direct Advantages: Immediate knowledge of new technology, no middle man mark up, one shipping bill (paid by manufacturer or buyer of goods), access to larger range of non-commodity items, control inventory, have access to many distributors that can effectively sell their goods which increases market share, and set prices of commodity they manufacture.

Direct disadvantages: Typically have 1-3 sales reps per region (i.e. southeast, mid-atlantic, northeast, etc.) limiting the number of accounts they can successfully manage/cold-call, lack physical customer service or physical technical service available to or affordable for smaller users or altogether, are sometimes not trustworthy because they will go in behind their distributors that sell their commodity to one account in large quantities (i.e. they missed a big account, and have found out about it through a distributor selling their particular product) which leads to the distributor not selling their product anymore, have too many distributors selling the product ultimately driving the set price down through deviations, possibly rely on distributors to actually sell the product, and competition from other direct sources.

Large distributor advantages: have access to other commodities that go hand in hand with other manufacturers (poor example- grocery stores sell milk as well as cereal), get direct pricing, many locations regionally or nationally easing the shipping burden of buyers with multiple locations, personal service either customer or technical, many sales reps that are able to cover a broader territory, access to multiple manufacturers of the same commodity allowing to keep prices in check, service programs that smaller companies can't offer and direct providers can't match in price or value, and experts of many many commodities as opposed to one or a few.

Large distributor disadvantages: smaller local distributors creating price wars (think Michael Scott Paper Co vs Dunder-Mifflin), direct mfg's going in behind and stealing business, limited access to all of the mfg's (you won't find Harris Teeter name brands in Food Lion and visa versa), can't truly set prices because it's based on both supply and demand, territory management, and tough growth prospects in slower economies (this is true for direct as well really)

Local distributor advantages: Typically a good ol' boy setting where the seller and the buyer know each other for years (this does happen at all levels, but mostly at the local level), local folks are right down the street and can be used in emergencies, if the local guy buys at high enough volumes then there is no shipping charge to the end user, and access to both direct mfg's and large distributors.

Local distributor disadvantages: easily beaten in price, array of commodities, array of technology, lack of trained staff, low cash flow, etc etc etc.

This is what I have noticed in my six months, I am sure there are plenty more that need mentioning. The way I am setting myself apart as a sales person is this: I go after the big accounts right now while I am new. The big accounts, if I land them, will take care of me while I am new and building a customer base. The money made off of those allows me to focus free time on smaller accounts that get me higher margins. I build up big accounts, I would like to have 5-10 of these, then get 20-30 medium accounts. If I lose 1 or 2 big accounts, the 20-30 medium accounts keep me afloat while I go after new big accounts. I don't really waste time on small accounts simply because they basically pay for breakfast or something really small.

I will say this, if you can't get a big account in the first 6-8 months (assuming you have cash flow that you can ride this long) you could be in a world of trouble. If you can get one, it will really make going after the others a lot more enjoyable and less stressful. It's simply just very exhausting wasting any time on anything other than big accounts in the very beginning. You work just as hard on the medium sized accounts and see 1/3 to 1/36 of the money in my situation.

If you have any other questions, you can PM me. I hope this helps in the slightest!

2/11/2010 1:35:09 PM

queeeef

2/11/2010 1:39:51 PM

^^ All you need is love is already out for The Beatles Rock Band, or at least it was. I know I have it.

2/11/2010 1:41:59 PM

all you need is weed, weed, weed is all you need

2/11/2010 1:45:38 PM

e-dog died...thats the saddest thing i've ever heard of happening on the internet!

2/11/2010 1:50:23 PM

it's what you wanted to see
it's who you wanted to be
for what you needed to need
she'll make it up

2/11/2010 1:50:49 PM

Quote :

"why dont we duh.do.it in the road"

2/11/2010 1:54:11 PM

f u egysnake.

f u.

2/11/2010 9:05:03 PM

dude



u mad?

[Edited on February 11, 2010 at 9:11 PM. Reason : u must be]

2/11/2010 9:10:47 PM

what's going on in here?

2/11/2010 9:13:33 PM

2/11/2010 9:14:10 PM

egyeyes is just dissin a brother

that's aight

I WILL EXACT MY REVENGE.

2/11/2010 9:14:23 PM

.... you are a god damned lunatic.

2/11/2010 11:12:33 PM

how is that exactly?

2/11/2010 11:15:46 PM

oh, you know


the post I fucking posted RIGHT AFTER

2/11/2010 11:16:22 PM

I don't see why it makes me a lunatic

I wasn't insinuating violence, and I don't see why you would even think that

or care

2/11/2010 11:17:32 PM

2/11/2010 11:18:52 PM

that really is all we need

2/11/2010 11:19:15 PM

2/11/2010 11:32:14 PM

Jagger's at 2:38!

2/11/2010 11:33:20 PM

<3 you egyeyes

I'm sorry if I was out of line up there.

>---- ----< ??

for u:

--->---@

2/12/2010 12:16:11 AM

Love is a wonderful thing

2/12/2010 12:16:45 AM

a many splendid thing, if you will.

2/12/2010 12:24:03 AM

set em up

2/13/2010 1:55:40 PM