"obviously a dude by the way "he" posts"

wow men and women can be distinguished by the way they type?

Greater resurrecting middle school isecurities of being caled a "Tom boy"

ftml

2/12/2010 1:22:22 PM

preach on bitch

2/12/2010 1:22:43 PM

WHATEVER, ALIAS.

2/12/2010 1:22:55 PM

SHUTUP TROLL

2/12/2010 1:23:00 PM

WHATEVER, ALIAS.

Also, go make me a sammich.

2/12/2010 1:23:23 PM

Quote :

"Greater resurrecting middle school isecurities of being caled a "Tom boy""

2/12/2010 1:23:30 PM

improper quotation itt

2/12/2010 1:23:48 PM

I like sugar, and I like tea
But I don't like mambagrl...no siree!
There's two known things that'll make me puke
And that's a hog eatin' slop, and a big, alias spook! You know it...cause I show it
Like a barn-yard rooster I crow it!
And the alias
Would sure like to get a-hold of mambagrl-hatin' me!

2/12/2010 1:24:22 PM

new from apple

Quote :

"MIDDLE SCHOOL iSECURITIES"

2/12/2010 1:25:04 PM

Quote :

"Greater resurrecting middle school isecurities of being caled a "Tom boy""

Are you typing on a blackberry or iPhone? Your spelling is atrocious.

2/12/2010 1:25:42 PM

whatever logic they've come up with ambrosia breaks it

2/12/2010 1:26:13 PM

No, she just sucks.

And she's a teacher. Scary, huh?

2/12/2010 1:26:26 PM

ambrosias a teacher also? wowa

2/12/2010 1:27:37 PM

:carlface:

2/12/2010 1:28:36 PM

Or you can just shut everyone up by posting another picture.

But you won't b/c you are a man.

2/12/2010 1:28:44 PM

WHATEVER, ALIAS.

2/12/2010 1:28:52 PM

Honestly, NC public schools are pretty awful. My teachers were not the brightest crayons in the box. Then again, you take what you can get in podunk.

2/12/2010 1:29:36 PM

posting another picture won't shut anyone up because they will want me to hold a sign or some dumbshit. I could post pics all day if I wanted to.

2/12/2010 1:30:20 PM

So hold up a sign.

2/12/2010 1:30:41 PM

Quote :

"No, she just sucks. And she's a teacher. Scary, huh?"

2/12/2010 1:30:45 PM

^^^^ she "lives" in tennessee

^^^ yea but you won't. and its not that hard to take a picture. alias

2/12/2010 1:30:50 PM

Quote :

"The sketches always involved the celebrity guest hosts of the show playing everyday people who encounter Pat and then go to great lengths to discover Pat's true gender without being so rude as to actually ask (since Pat can be short for either "Patrick", a traditionally male name, or "Patricia", a traditionally female name). Pat remained completely oblivious, endlessly frustrating the questioners with answers that leave the character's sex vague. The character often made statements that seemed to reveal a sex, only to then immediately confuse things again. (A typical example might be, "Sorry if I'm a little grumpy, I have really bad cramps... I rode my bike over here, and my calf muscles are KILLING me!") In another sketch, Pat tells Kevin Nealon that his/her name is Pat Riley, same as the coach of the Lakers, "except there's a big difference between him and me. I'm not the coach of a professional basketball team." Other gags included Pat's attempts at humor, which served to confuse everyone further, such as when asked what Pat is short for, the character would reply, Pat is short for "P-a-a-a-a-a-t!", or when asked in an application for sex, Pat responded "Please!". Another joke was when Pat was asked the full name, to which the character responded that Pat almost never referred to the character's self by the middle name, as it was embarrassing, to which an eager audience was filled in that it was "O'Neill", again continuing the joke. "

2/12/2010 1:30:58 PM

Quote :

"So hold up a sign."

2/12/2010 1:32:09 PM

I doubt the schools in podunk Tennessee are much better.

2/12/2010 1:32:19 PM

IF

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WANTED

TO

2/12/2010 1:32:51 PM

I realize this thread is about having sexist logic....which I do not. Hear me out, maybe I can offer some insight.

I am in outside sales, which is currently salary+commission, but will move into straight commission starting at the beginning of July 2010. I have been in this position since July 2009. I have competition from several direct manufacturing sales reps, large distributors, and local distributors. Here are the advantages and disadvantages of each:

Direct Advantages: Immediate knowledge of new technology, no middle man mark up, one shipping bill (paid by manufacturer or buyer of goods), access to larger range of non-commodity items, control inventory, have access to many distributors that can effectively sell their goods which increases market share, and set prices of commodity they manufacture.

Direct disadvantages: Typically have 1-3 sales reps per region (i.e. southeast, mid-atlantic, northeast, etc.) limiting the number of accounts they can successfully manage/cold-call, lack physical customer service or physical technical service available to or affordable for smaller users or altogether, are sometimes not trustworthy because they will go in behind their distributors that sell their commodity to one account in large quantities (i.e. they missed a big account, and have found out about it through a distributor selling their particular product) which leads to the distributor not selling their product anymore, have too many distributors selling the product ultimately driving the set price down through deviations, possibly rely on distributors to actually sell the product, and competition from other direct sources.

Large distributor advantages: have access to other commodities that go hand in hand with other manufacturers (poor example- grocery stores sell milk as well as cereal), get direct pricing, many locations regionally or nationally easing the shipping burden of buyers with multiple locations, personal service either customer or technical, many sales reps that are able to cover a broader territory, access to multiple manufacturers of the same commodity allowing to keep prices in check, service programs that smaller companies can't offer and direct providers can't match in price or value, and experts of many many commodities as opposed to one or a few.

Large distributor disadvantages: smaller local distributors creating price wars (think Michael Scott Paper Co vs Dunder-Mifflin), direct mfg's going in behind and stealing business, limited access to all of the mfg's (you won't find Harris Teeter name brands in Food Lion and visa versa), can't truly set prices because it's based on both supply and demand, territory management, and tough growth prospects in slower economies (this is true for direct as well really)

Local distributor advantages: Typically a good ol' boy setting where the seller and the buyer know each other for years (this does happen at all levels, but mostly at the local level), local folks are right down the street and can be used in emergencies, if the local guy buys at high enough volumes then there is no shipping charge to the end user, and access to both direct mfg's and large distributors.

Local distributor disadvantages: easily beaten in price, array of commodities, array of technology, lack of trained staff, low cash flow, etc etc etc.

This is what I have noticed in my six months, I am sure there are plenty more that need mentioning. The way I am setting myself apart as a sales person is this: I go after the big accounts right now while I am new. The big accounts, if I land them, will take care of me while I am new and building a customer base. The money made off of those allows me to focus free time on smaller accounts that get me higher margins. I build up big accounts, I would like to have 5-10 of these, then get 20-30 medium accounts. If I lose 1 or 2 big accounts, the 20-30 medium accounts keep me afloat while I go after new big accounts. I don't really waste time on small accounts simply because they basically pay for breakfast or something really small.

I will say this, if you can't get a big account in the first 6-8 months (assuming you have cash flow that you can ride this long) you could be in a world of trouble. If you can get one, it will really make going after the others a lot more enjoyable and less stressful. It's simply just very exhausting wasting any time on anything other than big accounts in the very beginning. You work just as hard on the medium sized accounts and see 1/3 to 1/36 of the money in my situation.

If you have any other questions, you can PM me. I hope this helps in the slightest!

2/12/2010 1:34:06 PM

that stopped being funny a week ago. seriously.

2/12/2010 1:35:00 PM

^^ Well done, sir.

^ I think it's quite appropriate when being used to derail a pointless thread.

[Edited on February 12, 2010 at 1:35 PM. Reason : .]

2/12/2010 1:35:06 PM

it's just becoming extreme overkill at this point

2/12/2010 1:36:25 PM

^^it was much wittier before you edited.

Guess you didn't notice...

[Edited on February 12, 2010 at 1:37 PM. Reason : ^]

2/12/2010 1:36:45 PM

^^^ I think I love you

so what am I so affraid of?

[Edited on February 12, 2010 at 1:37 PM. Reason : a]

2/12/2010 1:36:52 PM

^?

WTF WITH THE EDITS. GET IT STRAIGHT PPL.

[Edited on February 12, 2010 at 1:37 PM. Reason : Oh wait....]

2/12/2010 1:37:34 PM

^^ I'll let you put it in my butt.

[Edited on February 12, 2010 at 1:37 PM. Reason : .]

2/12/2010 1:37:45 PM

ok, so who's alias are you?

you can pm me with it if you don't want it to be known

2/12/2010 1:38:17 PM

djeternal just creamed his pants

2/12/2010 1:38:24 PM

iheartkisses is a man too. Since we're on the subject.

2/12/2010 1:38:25 PM

How about I post butt pics and you can figure it out from there?

2/12/2010 1:38:43 PM

jealousy itt

^ nevermind, i already figured it out

[Edited on February 12, 2010 at 1:39 PM. Reason : a]

2/12/2010 1:38:50 PM

don't hate on the love we have

2/12/2010 1:39:24 PM

this new alias is so much more entertaining than mambagrl

2/12/2010 1:39:31 PM

isn't that the point of chit chat?

that and casual sex hookups.

2/12/2010 1:40:17 PM

I honestly don't care. If you guys want to give me the incentive, fine. I've already done everything else before. When I first came online nobody believed the story I had a snake. BOOM. i posted my snake. When the lakers won it all everyone thought I was a bandwagon alias. BOOM. I posted pics of my celebrations with lakers stuff. Then, some fools claimed I was just a fan when they got good. BOOM. I posted a pic of little teenage me outisde the staples center. After a while, I realised I was on the internet and what the internet was and who the interneters I was dealing with were. Its not in my best interest for you guys to 100% know who I am anyway.

2/12/2010 1:40:21 PM

I honestly don't care. If you guys want to give me the incentive, fine. I've already done everything else before. When I first came online nobody believed the story I had a snake. BOOM. i posted my snake. When the lakers won it all everyone thought I was a bandwagon alias. BOOM. I posted pics of my celebrations with lakers stuff. Then, some fools claimed I was just a fan when they got good. BOOM. I posted a pic of little teenage me outisde the staples center. After a while, I realised I was on the internet and what the internet was and who the interneters I was dealing with were. Its not in my best interest for you guys to 100% know who I am anyway.

2/12/2010 1:41:50 PM

I'll give you $5 to post pics of yourself.

With $5, you can buy yourself a brand new alias!

2/12/2010 1:42:03 PM

BOOM

2/12/2010 1:42:36 PM

new meme found

THANKS MAMBAGRL!

2/12/2010 1:42:59 PM

On a side note, I'd estimate that 90% of the time that someone says they honestly don't care, they're lying

2/12/2010 1:46:12 PM

What if they claim to not give a flying fuck?

2/12/2010 1:46:38 PM

that's 95% likelihood of lying IMO

2/12/2010 1:48:01 PM

set em up bitch

2/12/2010 1:49:03 PM