You knew it was coming...

Cooking
Cleaning
Caring
Tuning things out
Sleeping through noise

2/15/2010 2:55:57 AM

Clitoris

2/15/2010 2:59:46 AM

^ The ladies, they must feel bad.

2/15/2010 3:02:04 AM

Yeah. They complain about their extremely sore calves all the time after I'm finished, usually because they tense up from the dozen or so orgasms they get before they tell me "enough is enough."

I am god of women orgasms. Ashley and Mary Kate don't know what they are missing out on.

Actually, neither do Christina Aguilera, Kate Moss, Victoria Bekham, that girl named Ashley, Courtney Cox, the girl next door, those actresses on Battlestar Galactica, and about a shitton of other women... I feel bad for them.



[Edited on February 15, 2010 at 3:17 AM. Reason : .]

2/15/2010 3:13:40 AM

jedi fucking mind tricks

[Edited on February 15, 2010 at 3:26 AM. Reason : ]

2/15/2010 3:16:51 AM

Bowling!
Pulled a 68 this evening.

2/15/2010 6:37:46 AM

Sleeping anywhere else except my bed

2/15/2010 9:21:17 AM

moderation

[Edited on February 15, 2010 at 9:22 AM. Reason : e]

2/15/2010 9:22:17 AM

self-control in regards to sugar

2/15/2010 9:24:01 AM

remembering most anything

2/15/2010 9:26:50 AM

roller skating
throwing light baits on a baitcaster
shuffling cards

2/15/2010 9:37:23 AM

Sleeping

2/15/2010 9:37:33 AM

Not doing things I know I shouldnt

2/15/2010 9:39:40 AM

how the fuck is this any different than "things you wish you were better at"

2/15/2010 9:39:40 AM

i suck at roller skating, but i don't really want to be better at it

2/15/2010 9:41:44 AM

^^ A) You didn't post it.
B) You my not care or even wish to be better at it.

[Edited on February 15, 2010 at 9:44 AM. Reason : Whoops]

2/15/2010 9:44:07 AM

Quote :

"self-control in regards to sugar"

2/15/2010 10:11:25 AM

baseball/softball
those things where you put your face close to the picture then slowly pull away and focus on something in the middle
staying away from sweets

2/15/2010 10:13:21 AM

1. Running

that is all. I am awesome at everything else.

2/15/2010 10:23:55 AM

Quote :

"throwing light baits on a baitcaster"

A fine art indeed. I always get the "THWUMP" about 2' from the boat. 2 cast attempts later I'm back on that 10oz spinner

2/15/2010 1:42:46 PM

posting apparently

2/15/2010 1:57:27 PM

Shuffling cards

2/15/2010 2:31:35 PM

^ lol, i thought I was the only one!

2/15/2010 2:32:43 PM

Yeah it's pretty embarrassing when playing poker with new people. They're all like OMGWTF is wrong with you?

[Edited on February 15, 2010 at 2:44 PM. Reason : add spelling to the list]

2/15/2010 2:43:45 PM

Quote :

"Shuffling cards"

i cannot shuffle cards for the life of me

2/15/2010 2:44:24 PM

I suck at shuffling too.

Oh, and running. How could I have forgotten that one?

2/15/2010 2:54:26 PM

pitching a baseball left handed

2/15/2010 2:55:55 PM

Life? Does life count?

2/15/2010 3:08:26 PM

^^Pretty much everything left handed for me. I broke it pretty bad when I was little and it spent a lot of time in a cast. Hmm maybe that effecting my shuffling skills

2/15/2010 3:13:14 PM

sports and numbers

2/15/2010 5:47:35 PM

I suck at being healthy. I feel like shit right now.

2/15/2010 7:40:07 PM

Endurance activities

2/15/2010 7:41:00 PM

dieting

2/15/2010 7:42:02 PM

I'm the slowest runner I know. I was not built for speed ... I was built for snuggling

2/15/2010 8:37:08 PM

2/15/2010 8:37:40 PM

TheBullDoza is bad at making threads in Classifieds

2/15/2010 8:39:06 PM

what....someone said it was the best thread title ever...i wont bring out the quotes, but trust me...someone said it

2/15/2010 8:39:57 PM

drawing
sprinting
dancing

2/15/2010 8:58:47 PM

listening

2/15/2010 8:59:48 PM

^you right, ass.


i suck at a Rubik's cube. i have no idea how to win.

[Edited on February 15, 2010 at 9:01 PM. Reason : f]

2/15/2010 9:00:50 PM

dick

(seriously, no one has said this??)

2/15/2010 9:03:51 PM

being patient
talking to children
self-control/moderation
drawing
the loop, swoop, and pull method of tying shoes (I have to do the bunny ears)
maturity
pull-ups

2/15/2010 9:25:14 PM

Halo 3.

2/15/2010 9:49:15 PM

Tony Hawk

2/16/2010 11:57:02 PM

I, too, cannot shuffle.

2/17/2010 12:06:52 AM

All skills that it takes to get hired at any real job.

2/17/2010 12:08:00 AM

Hmmmm...let me think...

uhhhh, I guess maybe "modesty".

Quote :

"dick"

haaaaaay

2/17/2010 12:14:49 AM

Being social

2/17/2010 12:24:16 AM

Eating with chopsticks
Singing (I can find and hold a note just fine, it just doesn't sound good)
Tying a bowtie
Distance running (I'll sprint my ass off, though)

[Edited on February 17, 2010 at 12:55 AM. Reason : and I absolutely cannot draw for shit, even though I have decent handwriting]

2/17/2010 12:55:15 AM

EES

2/17/2010 12:56:37 AM