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Ah wash mahself w/a rag on a stick

2/15/2010 7:04:06 AM

All my life... And I plan on keeping it that way.

2/15/2010 8:46:35 AM

2/15/2010 9:59:34 AM

Fail

2/15/2010 11:01:31 AM

499lbs....barely made the cut.

2/15/2010 11:05:13 AM

post

2/15/2010 11:07:38 AM

Barely made it

2/15/2010 11:31:25 AM

man, if it wasn't for that cookie dough...

2/15/2010 12:32:40 PM

here's a hint

PUT DOWN THE FORK!!

2/15/2010 12:34:22 PM

but i was using a spoon

2/15/2010 12:36:12 PM

If I'm not supposed to look like this then God wouldn't have put a McDonalds inside the Walmart.

2/15/2010 12:37:11 PM

If anyone on this board ACTUALLY weighs anywhere near 500 lbs., well then may God have mercy on your soul.

A little self-control maybe?

I don't like discriminating against anyone, but I have a real tough time at that when it comes to fatties.

[Edited on February 15, 2010 at 12:44 PM. Reason : \/ thanks bro.]

2/15/2010 12:37:21 PM

Quote :

"NEAT 500 LBS"

2/15/2010 12:38:53 PM

I am a percentage of 500 lbs.

2/15/2010 12:42:26 PM

GIT MAMA'S PRYING STICK

2/15/2010 12:42:48 PM

haha is that a hot dog helmet?

2/15/2010 12:45:14 PM

If I wasn't supposed to be morbidly obese, then why did God create bacon cheese turtleburgers?

2/15/2010 12:46:44 PM

I gotta go to tha libarry and rent us up some movies

2/15/2010 12:47:16 PM

^^ I want those in my mouth.

2/15/2010 12:48:24 PM

^^^wtf is that? need more info because I'm intrigued.

[Edited on February 15, 2010 at 12:48 PM. Reason : ^]

2/15/2010 12:48:42 PM

hahaha

Quote :

"BACON CHEESE TURTLEBURGERS"

2/15/2010 12:49:31 PM

^^ For information about this and other enticing treats, visit thisiswhyyourefat.com today.

Quote :

"The fingers you have used to dial are too fat, to obtain a special dialing wand please mash the keypad with your palm now."

[Edited on February 15, 2010 at 12:50 PM. Reason : .]

2/15/2010 12:50:40 PM

Google told me that those turtleburgers are:

Quote :

"Handmade ground beef patties are topped with sharp cheddar cheese and then wrapped in a bacon weave before the Hebrew Nationals are inserted as the heads, legs and tails"

[Edited on February 15, 2010 at 12:51 PM. Reason : .]

2/15/2010 12:50:42 PM

Meta Meat Cake

Four types of sausage, bratwurst, chorizo, ground beef, ground pork, diced ham, Canadian bacon, pepperoni, hickory smoked bacon, hot cappy, queso blanco, provolone and sharp cheddar, wrapped in sausage, bacon and cheese ball dough and baked. Then decorated with American, cheddar squeeze cheese and bacon strips.



Buffalo Chicken Cheese Fries

French fries topped with buffalo chicken pieces covered in hefeweizen beer cheese sauce all topped with crumbled blue cheese and scallions.

[Edited on February 17, 2010 at 10:13 AM. Reason : moar foooodddddd]

2/17/2010 10:10:48 AM

The Bacon Explosion

Two pounds of bacon woven through and around two pounds of sausage and slathered in barbecue sauce.

2/17/2010 10:28:51 AM

I have eaten of the Bacon Explosion before. It is fucking horrible.

2/17/2010 10:29:45 AM

ew, this thread is gross

2/17/2010 10:30:17 AM

^^ I really couldn't imagine it being very tasty.



The Widowmaker

1.5 lbs of ground beef, 1 package of bacon, 1 package of italian sausage, 1 box of hot pockets, 1/2 package of fried onion strips between 2 Tombstone Pepperoni Pizzas topped with Velveta Cheese and Marinara Sauce.




I really hope this is a staged shot. Why the heck would someone actually eat this?

2/17/2010 10:38:12 AM

Life Ins. Policy HERE I COME!

2/17/2010 12:49:00 PM

Tony's BLT

2/17/2010 2:35:20 PM

i dont even see the lettuce on that thing

2/17/2010 2:38:30 PM

more like BBB sandwich amirite?

2/17/2010 2:40:08 PM

looks like a zebra hit by a tractor

2/17/2010 2:48:11 PM

Quote :

"looks like a zebra hit by a tractor"

i lolz

2/17/2010 2:52:33 PM

Quote :

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DO WANT

2/17/2010 3:47:28 PM

IBT porcha saying he could eat all these huge meals only to fail miserably and sleep 2 days straight.

2/17/2010 3:48:14 PM

Quinn, I think the bacon turtle cheeseburger is the solution to your weight gain problems.

2/17/2010 3:55:08 PM

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA BACON HAMBURGER CHEESE TURTLES

2/17/2010 3:57:42 PM

^you forgot "KOSHER HOTDOG" somewhere in there

2/17/2010 3:58:32 PM

i would try (just try) most of the desserts on that website, but NONE of those terrible 'dishes' with meat in them

2/17/2010 5:17:23 PM

LARDBUTT

2/17/2010 5:17:45 PM

lucy, you had me at bacon

2/17/2010 6:30:22 PM

2/17/2010 6:41:29 PM

FINALLY I CAN POST IN THIS THREAD.

499.5 BITCHES

LAWL

2/17/2010 6:44:06 PM

Congrats to Alex!!!

Can you see your penis yet?

2/17/2010 9:13:03 PM

come on kisses, how do you know he isn't like.....9 feet tall. then he might be only slightly overweight for his height....wait no, he would still be a fat sob

2/17/2010 9:22:39 PM

I &hearts you, iheartkisses



[Edited on February 17, 2010 at 9:40 PM. Reason : AlexRebbel= 15,000!!!]

2/17/2010 9:39:49 PM

STILL

2/17/2010 9:49:33 PM

i want those little turtles to make me over 500lbs.

2/17/2010 9:50:27 PM

iheartpunchmonk and bacon turtle cheeseburgers.

2/17/2010 10:07:37 PM