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OopsPowSrprs
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Seriously what the fuck. I make this cunt a card for v-day with fucking glitter and all that shit. Very creative. And then I take her this past weekend to the VT/UVA game since she said she's never seen a college bball game and really wanted to go. So I got her fucking tickets on eBay which took me forever b/c I lost like 3 auctions. And I hung out with her friends, was on my best behavior and I was sociable, all this bullshit. And then this BITCH has the fucking nerve to dump me on the phone 10 minutes ago, but not before she said she needed to "talk" yesterday and kept me on the fucking hook until the next day.

Moral of the story: There is no moral. Sometimes you just get fucked in the ass and you have to take it. The end.

2/17/2010 4:59:19 PM

quagmire02
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tl;dr

2/17/2010 5:00:01 PM

BubbleBobble
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that's how females are, dude

2/17/2010 5:00:12 PM

Ernie
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FUCK THAT DUMB CUNT

2/17/2010 5:00:12 PM

NC86
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did you ever fuck her... ?

2/17/2010 5:00:32 PM

LunaK
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sux

2/17/2010 5:00:37 PM

stateredneck
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its ok dude karma is a bitch shes gonna get aids

2/17/2010 5:01:49 PM

ParksNrec
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you arts and crafted for that bitch?

damn dude

2/17/2010 5:02:18 PM

lucyinthesky
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Why did you make her a card with glitter?

2/17/2010 5:02:44 PM

0EPII1
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"FUCK THAT DUMB CUNT"


Really? More like she fucked you in the ass:

Quote :
"Sometimes you just get fucked in the ass and you have to take it."


LOLOL!!!11

2/17/2010 5:02:46 PM

NC86
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heres my view on things


If you're taking a girl out and not fucking her, she's only straggling you along until something better comes. Girls dont like to be alone so they cling to something safe. If you're not fucking her and putting all this work into her then you sir... are an idiot.

[Edited on February 17, 2010 at 5:03 PM. Reason : x]

2/17/2010 5:02:56 PM

arog20012001
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"did you ever fuck her... ?"

2/17/2010 5:03:22 PM

quagmire02
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DUCK CHAT FUMB TUNT

2/17/2010 5:03:27 PM

AxlBonBach
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glitter?


damn dude. that was balls to the wall.


maybe you went a little overboard? how long were y'all together?

2/17/2010 5:03:40 PM

OopsPowSrprs
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I fucked her for 3 months so shut the fuck up. And the sex was fucking great.

[Edited on February 17, 2010 at 5:04 PM. Reason : ^ yeah dude, glitter...i thought it was nice]

2/17/2010 5:03:48 PM

NC86
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anal?

[Edited on February 17, 2010 at 5:07 PM. Reason : x]

2/17/2010 5:04:40 PM

stateredneck
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shoulda used more glitter then

2/17/2010 5:04:42 PM

arog20012001
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Looks like the glitter card is what got your ass dumped.

That or your needledick that couldn't give her the big O.

2/17/2010 5:04:48 PM

lucyinthesky
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Did she give you a reason for the breakup?

2/17/2010 5:05:10 PM

twoozles
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"I make this cunt a card for v-day with fucking glitter "


there's where you went wrong. it's all your fault.

2/17/2010 5:07:08 PM

arog20012001
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cause breaking up is hard to doooooo!

2/17/2010 5:07:28 PM

quagmire02
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yeah, you made her think you're actually girl and she's not into that

sucks, mang

2/17/2010 5:07:31 PM

OopsPowSrprs
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Reason given: "I like you, you're a great guy and I had fun hanging out with you, but I don't know how I'm feeling, and I feel like that we should be taking the next step and I'm just not ready and I don't think it's fair to be stringing you along. Blah blah blah, I'm a dirty tramp."

2/17/2010 5:07:43 PM

stateredneck
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dude if she said shes a dirty tramp then your prolly better off

2/17/2010 5:08:15 PM

BigMan157
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you're gonna be finding bits of glitter for months

every time you catch that tiny sparkle out of the corner of your eye you're gonna be all

2/17/2010 5:08:48 PM

quagmire02
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she said she was a dirty tramp? sounds very honest...you shouldn't let that one get away

2/17/2010 5:09:08 PM

arog20012001
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^^ahahaha

[Edited on February 17, 2010 at 5:09 PM. Reason : ^]

2/17/2010 5:09:23 PM

AxlBonBach
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""I like you, you're a great guy and I had fun hanging out with you, but I don't know how I'm feeling, and I feel like that we should be taking the next step and I'm just not ready and I don't think it's fair to be stringing you along. Blah blah blah, I'm a dirty tramp.""


heard that a million times myself. her loss. maybe go easy on the glitter next time bro.



i'll be honest though, from my personal experience, she'll be in a serious relationship with someone else within 6 weeks. And that sucks, it does, but it'll most likely turn out that way.

2/17/2010 5:10:02 PM

th3oretecht
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"Why did you make her a card with glitter?"



BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA lucyinthesky wins

[Edited on February 17, 2010 at 5:11 PM. Reason : for real though, sorry bro, that sucks]

2/17/2010 5:10:16 PM

Ribs
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^^^^^ LOL

[Edited on February 17, 2010 at 5:11 PM. Reason : .]

2/17/2010 5:11:07 PM

arog20012001
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"maybe go easy on the glitter next time bro. "


hahaha, this thread is full of LOLs

2/17/2010 5:11:24 PM

OopsPowSrprs
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So the glitter:

I wanted to do something nice so I went to CVS and bought random art supplies, one of them being glitter glue. I guess that was a mistake.

2/17/2010 5:12:05 PM

twoozles
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she's just not that into you. and you made a card with glitter so she was like WOAH time to cut him loose.

2/17/2010 5:12:33 PM

quagmire02
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maybe, instead, forgetting you have a penis was the mistake

2/17/2010 5:12:49 PM

arog20012001
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^^hahaha

^^^first mistake: buying the glitter glue

2/17/2010 5:13:25 PM

NC86
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first... you made her a card.


It probably wasnt the card itself but what you communicated in the card.

Never get a card unless you know she's always hovering over your dick.

2/17/2010 5:14:12 PM

OopsPowSrprs
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I just communicated "Happy Valentines Day" and put the tickets in the card. And yes, "Happy Valentine's Day was written in glitter glue. Whoops. Next time I know better than to try to be creative.

2/17/2010 5:16:10 PM

stateredneck
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it wasnt even real glitter? it was glitter glue? if you woulda went for straight glitter she would still there.

2/17/2010 5:16:26 PM

shmorri2
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"And the sex was fucking great"


Everyone says that.

Having sex is always great... compared to the option of having NO sex.

with that said. my condolences. That really blows. Did she do anything for you?

2/17/2010 5:19:48 PM

arog20012001
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creative = good

glitter for anyone over the age of 5 = bad

2/17/2010 5:21:48 PM

OopsPowSrprs
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I mean she brought me back stuff when she went to the Caribbean. And she would cook me dinner and stuff sometimes. But nothing like what I did.

2/17/2010 5:22:55 PM

lucyinthesky
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Hmm, so you dated for three months? Did you give her a Christmas present too? BC I know some girls who get boyfriends conveniently for the holiday season so they can get presents for Christmas and Valentine's Day. It sucks, but it's true.

That said, definitely avoid the glitter next time. No offense.

2/17/2010 5:23:42 PM

BigMan157
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she was banged out by a Rastafarian in the Caribbean

2/17/2010 5:23:52 PM

LunaK
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What Lucy said

2/17/2010 5:24:34 PM

NeuseRvrRat
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deemarie would be ecstatic if i made her a card with glitter

2/17/2010 5:25:24 PM

OopsPowSrprs
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Well really it was off and on since last April...like we'd hang out, have sex, whatever...then not see each other for a while, then hook back up after a couple months...blah blah...but then we started actually "dating" I guess three months ago.

[Edited on February 17, 2010 at 5:27 PM. Reason : No xmas present]

2/17/2010 5:26:26 PM

adultswim
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haha, grow up man. shes not a tramp because she decided you weren't cutting it. i can see why you got dumped.

2/17/2010 5:27:00 PM

lucyinthesky
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^^^ Yes, but you've been with DeeMarie long enough for her to be confident in your sexuality.

I dated a guy that I thought was gay. It can be a scary thing in the early stages of a relationship. Of course, I'd be thrilled if my guy just liked glitter. Mine had a freakin' tramp stamp and liked to wear pink manties.

[Edited on February 17, 2010 at 5:27 PM. Reason : .]

2/17/2010 5:27:36 PM

sparky
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she'll be back....bitches love the glitter. don't let these fools tell you any different

2/17/2010 5:30:26 PM

0EPII1
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[Edited on February 17, 2010 at 5:31 PM. Reason : ]

2/17/2010 5:30:57 PM

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