On monday i went to the food dog deli and was gonna ask for 15 slices of turkey from the lady, whatever the weight may be. then i was like, nah i'll just get a pound.

so all week i had me delicious sandwiches with 3 slices of turkey thinking things would work out ok.

WRONG. 1 lb came to 14 slices, so my sandwich today FUCKING SUCKS

2/19/2010 11:55:51 AM

yeah. with only 2 slices of turkey, you'd be better off dead

2/19/2010 11:57:57 AM

first world problems

2/19/2010 11:58:11 AM

Do you know what's better than throwing a sandwich in the street? That's right, throwing two sandwiches in the street.

2/19/2010 11:59:07 AM

only advice...kill yourself if you can't get a 3 slice sandwhich its pretty much gods way of telling you your time is coming to an end

2/19/2010 11:59:12 AM

dear thepeter,

i wish i had 4 slices of turkey so i could make 2 2 slice sanwiches and throw them both in the fucking gutter

im gonna barf thinking about this

2/19/2010 12:00:08 PM

I am a gold medalist at throwing sammiches into the street.

2/19/2010 12:07:34 PM

2/19/2010 12:16:47 PM

No... I believe this man knows how to properly throw things on the ground...

2/19/2010 12:20:59 PM