why is this a good thing? Babies have fucking horrible sleep patterns. I'd rather sleep like an alcoholic.

also, "could care less" bothers me

2/19/2010 3:54:36 PM

well i guess in both instances you might wake up in a puddle of throw up

2/19/2010 3:55:49 PM

touche, salesman.

2/19/2010 3:56:22 PM

what a moron. it is not used when describing sleep patterns. it is used only when describing one episode of sleep. infants sleep through very loud sounds, disturbances, vibrations, etc. DUH.

2/19/2010 3:56:43 PM

rawr rawr rawr

2/19/2010 3:58:32 PM

i could care less how a baby sleeps

2/19/2010 3:59:55 PM

even in one episode of sleep, it could be for only 30 minutes, moron. I'd prefer a comatose 8 straight hrs, thx.

2/19/2010 4:00:29 PM

Couldn't care less

2/19/2010 4:04:36 PM

depends on how old the baby is. newborns and infants wake every 3-4 hours for a feed.

but, babies > 6 months old can and do sleep 12 hours straight at night. my daughter sleeps from 7 to 7. i would love to do that every night, but that would mean cutting down on so many non-work things in life, considering that you have to be at work for 8 hours.

but during holidays, i do sleep 10-12 hours a day. well i did anyway, before having a baby.

2/19/2010 4:04:43 PM

My 10 month old girl sleeps 7:30PM-6:30AM, and takes two or three naps a day.

I've changed her diaper before without waking her up.

2/19/2010 7:55:45 PM

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"that would mean cutting down on so many non-work things in life, considering that you have to be at work for 8 hours."

You do. I don't.

2/19/2010 8:04:05 PM

haha i didnt sleep a full night until i was two years old

pretty sure i would've shook me

2/19/2010 8:08:37 PM

^^ Actually, I don't. I work 23 hours a week, 4 days a week. Add to that 3 hours of driving time. 26 hours in all.

So, the reason I can't sleep as much as I would like to (with a melatonin pill for amazing dreams) is because I have a family.

^ wow.

2/20/2010 12:52:42 PM

Being drunk inhibits REM sleep.

2/20/2010 1:28:33 PM

^^ Then you should've said six hours a day, not eight.

2/20/2010 1:58:46 PM

2/20/2010 2:06:59 PM

babies ftl.

2/20/2010 3:05:14 PM

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"I'd rather sleep like an alcoholic. "

drunk sleep is the worst ever.

Quote :

"but during holidays, i do sleep 10-12 hours a day. well i did anyway, before having a baby."

i dono how you can do that. I mean I can physically sleep that long, but if I sleep for more than 8 hours I usually feel extremely sluggish the entire day. The nights I sleep 7-8 hours straight and get up I feel the most energetic.

2/20/2010 3:28:13 PM