It just came out of nowhere. One second, I'm fine... the next, I'm gasping for air.


I have never been so humiliated and terrified in my entire life
Why would my own body turn against me like this?


















That is all.

2/21/2010 10:38:33 PM

im a cumshot ventriloquist

2/21/2010 10:39:30 PM

equally terrifying

2/21/2010 10:39:55 PM

Next time spit don't swallow

2/21/2010 10:40:05 PM

please don't make light of my misfortune, kthx

2/21/2010 10:40:43 PM

this happens to me about 4 times a year

2/21/2010 10:40:52 PM

Really... what the fuck?
did my body just all of a sudden decide "yeah... your life isn't exciting enough. You need something new... LIKE CHOKING TO DEATH " ?

2/21/2010 10:42:28 PM

I hate it when I choke on my own spit...especially when you're in a social situation...you're all like "life is wonderf....ehhcuhociahack chooocskuewelske"

and everyone else is like

and then when you are finally not seconds away from death anymore and you can breath again it's all like

2/21/2010 10:42:29 PM

2/21/2010 10:43:31 PM

spittle

2/21/2010 10:43:51 PM

yea it happens to me relatively often, and im an idiot when it happens and think "DRINK SOMETHING, IT WILL HELP" as if my esophagus is the problem and not the trachea

2/21/2010 10:45:03 PM

I'm still relatively shaken over the whole situation.

Like... I've been breathing, swallowing, etc... for MY ENTIRE LIFE. Shouldn't I have it down by now?
This shouldn't be one of those things that I just fuck up, ya know?

2/21/2010 10:47:18 PM

lol wut

2/21/2010 10:47:47 PM

You just waterboarded yourself

2/21/2010 10:49:03 PM

[obvious dweedle is obvious] basically you must have done is had some spit in your throat and when you took a breath, the suction pulled the trace of spit in and all hell broke loose

2/21/2010 10:49:18 PM

Yeah I've never quite understood how I choke on my own spit...it's not like it was a surprise swallow or anything...

It doesn't even happen when I'm talking when you would think it's more likely to happen...it happens when I'm just sitting all calm and what not, then all of a sudden it's just like BAM! FUCK YOU SARAH'S OXYGEN INTAKE!

2/21/2010 10:49:49 PM

Right... I understand WHAT happened. Just not WHY.

Again:

Quote :

"Like... I've been breathing, swallowing, etc... for MY ENTIRE LIFE. Shouldn't I have it down by now? This shouldn't be one of those things that I just fuck up, ya know?"

2/21/2010 10:50:34 PM

i did this just a couple of hours ago!!!

i was walking out of the kitchen then all of a sudden almost dying. the dog was freaking out too. if i can't handle just normal breathing/walking/swallowing spit, just lock me up.



and i'm still coughing

2/21/2010 11:15:23 PM

/self

that's what ur spit wuz thinkin

2/21/2010 11:59:56 PM

BE

MORE

CAREFUL

2/22/2010 12:07:08 AM

more like

Quote :

"BE MORE CAREFUL"

2/22/2010 12:07:41 AM

i do it....occasionally. i pretty much laugh every time...after the fact.
im too easily amused...even when it comes to my unintentional near deaths.

2/22/2010 12:46:35 AM

Quote :

"im a cumshot ventriloquist"

I lol'd

2/22/2010 12:48:28 AM