*signed*

2/22/2010 1:28:13 AM

k

2/22/2010 1:28:33 AM

yeah

2/22/2010 1:28:49 AM

k

2/22/2010 1:28:54 AM

mmhm

2/22/2010 1:29:11 AM

on second thought, i've never been tested...

2/22/2010 1:30:07 AM

so far 44 clicks and only 6 replies.

note to self. never sleep with anyone from tww.

[Edited on February 22, 2010 at 1:30 AM. Reason : .]

2/22/2010 1:30:28 AM

hey i replied with a sense of confidence thank you

2/22/2010 1:31:21 AM

3 of the posts are mine!

2/22/2010 1:32:01 AM

2/22/2010 1:33:06 AM

Quote :

"3 of the posts are mine!"

Quote :

"on second thought, i've never been tested..."

again....

Quote :

"note to self. never sleep with anyone from tww."

2/22/2010 1:33:09 AM

well I mean I know I don't have HIV.. and I have no STD symptoms.

2/22/2010 1:33:37 AM

hahaha you should probably just stop.

2/22/2010 1:34:26 AM

stop what?

2/22/2010 1:34:51 AM

talking about your probabilities of having std's. lolol

2/22/2010 1:35:37 AM

sling dude its ok its just not flarin up right now....give it time

2/22/2010 1:35:40 AM

2/22/2010 1:36:25 AM

I told my SLPO once that I wanted to get tested but he thought I was trolling him

Maybe i'll go around him and schedule an appointment myself.

2/22/2010 1:37:27 AM

just assume you got the clap man

2/22/2010 1:37:52 AM

fuck that, I just live

2/22/2010 1:38:43 AM

SLPO?

2/22/2010 1:39:20 AM

section leading petty officer.. the guy directly above me in my chain of command. I have to go through him to get appointments.

2/22/2010 1:40:15 AM

yeah, i just live too, and preferably not by cock blocking myself.

2/22/2010 1:40:16 AM

2/22/2010 1:43:44 AM

Quote :

"COCKBLOCK"

2/22/2010 1:44:26 AM

condom = cockblock

2/22/2010 1:45:00 AM

i once got tested before the bitch gave me ambien

2/22/2010 1:46:15 AM

aiite

2/22/2010 1:47:06 AM

28 posts 844 views

2/22/2010 1:48:02 AM

^

2/22/2010 1:50:14 AM

condom = make sure slingblade doesnt pass on what he has

2/22/2010 1:51:40 AM

^

2/22/2010 1:58:31 AM

i was view padding this thread earlier

2/22/2010 1:58:43 AM

I'm sure I've got some strand of HPV. I always get clean paps though so the no pre-cancer thing is nice.

Got a full work-up done a few months ago...the lady freaked me out...she told me everything looked good but there was one thing: I have mouth herpes.

I was like, "Oh yeah, that. I've had that since I was a kid. Had it so long I stopped getting sores years ago."

And then she proceeded to lecture me about taking precautions with my herpes and shit.

2/22/2010 1:59:27 AM

^oh wow

2/22/2010 2:00:19 AM

"80% of sexually active people have atleast 1 of the 70 types of HPV."

fab-u-lous.

2/22/2010 2:01:15 AM

^oh thank god. i only hook up with the 20 percent that don't

2/22/2010 2:01:51 AM

yeah i make sure all my sexual partners have tests for it within the last 3 days

2/22/2010 2:02:41 AM

I don't have any STD's because every time I have sex I dip my junk in a vat of battery acid mixed with everclear. Before and after.

2/22/2010 2:02:52 AM

3 is a little much for me generally speaking i like it all initialed the day of

[Edited on February 22, 2010 at 2:03 AM. Reason : heyo]

2/22/2010 2:03:21 AM

well then i wouldn't be able to have sex on sundays

2/22/2010 2:04:00 AM

if god can rest one day a week you can....shit just take a risk once a week

2/22/2010 2:05:19 AM

2/22/2010 2:06:24 AM

Quote :

"I don't have any STD's because every time I have sex I dip my junk in a vat of battery acid mixed with everclear. Before and after."

afterwards, does your dick start melting like the scene from grindhouse?:

2/22/2010 2:08:51 AM

Quote :

"Got a full work-up done a few months ago...the lady freaked me out...she told me everything looked good but there was one thing: I have mouth herpes. I was like, "Oh yeah, that. I've had that since I was a kid. Had it so long I stopped getting sores years ago." And then she proceeded to lecture me about taking precautions with my herpes and shit. "

lol isn't it like 80% of people in the US have the mouth herp? I swore they told me that when I applied to be a test subject for the herpes vaccine.

[Edited on February 22, 2010 at 2:11 AM. Reason : s]

2/22/2010 2:09:09 AM

never know it could look like that prior too

2/22/2010 2:10:26 AM

nom.

2/22/2010 2:11:05 AM

ITT, jersey86 makes me unable to enjoy my cookout

2/22/2010 2:13:11 AM

yeah, ive been told i make people lose their appetite.

2/22/2010 2:13:43 AM

SET EM UP

2/22/2010 2:15:25 AM