stop trying to be cute. You're huge.

2/23/2010 8:37:48 PM

quit discriminating, bitch.

2/23/2010 8:38:06 PM

PUT DOWN THE CHIXEN, BITCH

2/23/2010 8:39:13 PM

don't eat me!

2/23/2010 8:39:53 PM

Quote :

"CHICKEN BONE EARINGS"

2/23/2010 8:40:28 PM

and is there some inverse relationship btw the size of a female and the size of her purse? I see tiny women everywhere with purses they could swim in, and jumbo bitches w/purses that wouldn't hold their "for display only" 100 calorie snack pack.

2/23/2010 8:41:01 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

omg

2/23/2010 8:41:47 PM

they really work for it though

2/23/2010 8:42:24 PM

maybe it is just a question of scale.

they are so big/small the purse appears super tiny/large

2/23/2010 8:42:33 PM

i think it is scale

because i prefer to not carry a purse at all

and if i do it is just a wallet clutch thing. so i probably look like a giant.

2/23/2010 8:48:47 PM

hm so maybe i will get a purse the size of a car and make myself look really tiny....

2/23/2010 8:51:03 PM

I tried carrying a smaller purse in an effort to only carry the things I needed.

It worked for a while but then I broke it with all the stuff I tried to cram into it.

I am not fat, and my purse is now medium-sized.

2/23/2010 8:51:10 PM

hahaha

i <3 mrscake

i have a medium sized purse too because i cram a lot in as well

i always have a messy purse which is probably not shocking to people who know me

2/23/2010 8:51:43 PM

it's not shocking to me and i've never met you

[Edited on February 23, 2010 at 8:53 PM. Reason : although you could meet us out sometime]

2/23/2010 8:52:47 PM

Oh, but on the fatness front, I had a box of Junior Mints that spilled in my purse and melted all over everything, and those things are a bitch to clean off...so now my iPod case, notepad, and the lining of my purse are chocolate-minty.

I <3 you too khcadwackle

2/23/2010 8:53:01 PM

^ OH MY GOD that happened to me

except it was in my school bag which is like a purse. cause it sjust a big tote bag

all of my pens were sticky

^^ that is true. i'm actually minorly surprised i haven't run into you guys out. well maybe not. i only always go to the same places in raleigh and i really hate the weekend crowds even at the times and landmark. unless i'm already trashed then i don't care. but i hate feeling squashed and being groped.

[Edited on February 23, 2010 at 8:54 PM. Reason : .]

2/23/2010 8:54:08 PM

yeah thats why we go to havana's..there's like no one in there. a busy weekend night is like 20 people usually

[Edited on February 23, 2010 at 8:55 PM. Reason : and that's about the only place we go so prolly why we havent seen you]

2/23/2010 8:55:28 PM

omg i almost went there with my friend last time i was in raleigh but i was slow so i just met her at the jackpot instead

i might have to try going there. i really like to be able to talk to my friends when i'm out so i hate crowds.

2/23/2010 8:56:32 PM

that thin mint thing would be terrible....


mainly cause i would just be licking my iPod all day

2/23/2010 8:57:23 PM

you just hate me because I'm beautiful

2/23/2010 8:57:55 PM

yeah its a cool place BUT it still has smoking..it's a cigar bar. not really a big deal to me bc they have these awesome fans that keep the smoke out of the air really well.

2/23/2010 8:58:08 PM

^totally cause i am ignorant of the lifestyle...why do people, or you, go to cigar bars if you do not smoke them (or appear not to)?

2/23/2010 9:02:49 PM

Quote :

"there's like no one in there. a busy weekend night is like 20 people usually"

2/23/2010 9:04:02 PM

ok but like, you wouldn't have known that til you went in there....so what would draw you in there?

2/23/2010 9:06:00 PM

the gf showed it to me

not sure how she found it..

2/23/2010 9:06:29 PM

i see

2/23/2010 9:07:33 PM

My lepoard skin purse with black feather lining is pretty big and i am super skinny right now, but the fact that i have to carry my precious little macho (chiuaua) is the reason my purse is so big, not because i am skinny

[Edited on February 23, 2010 at 9:22 PM. Reason : and now its even gayier]

2/23/2010 9:13:10 PM

I hear they give the best head. Still waiting to find that one out.

2/23/2010 9:25:56 PM

purses?

2/23/2010 9:27:48 PM

I'm sorry. I admit I didn't read any of the posts. I just saw the Title: attn: Fat Bitches , and decided to put in my two cents a free sample.

2/23/2010 9:28:50 PM

I saw a big'un' carrying a totebag for a purse the other day. She had the shuffle/waddle/fat wave going on as she walked.

you could feel her coming by the vibrations of the ground.

2/23/2010 9:29:34 PM

haha it's cool. i was around kids this afternoon and it has gotten my thinking into a very straight line

2/23/2010 9:30:04 PM

i'll be cute if i damn well want to

2/23/2010 9:35:04 PM

DAMN YOUZ A SEXY BITCH

2/23/2010 9:37:52 PM

I got helmet from a fatty recently and it was the worst bj I've ever received. So toothy!

2/23/2010 9:49:38 PM

good point. they always seem to need to gnaw on something

2/23/2010 9:51:13 PM

well, you can try to be cute, but it wont work.

2/23/2010 9:55:10 PM

I don't have to try to be cute...I am cute...

2/23/2010 9:58:49 PM

2/23/2010 10:02:08 PM

2/23/2010 10:04:50 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TV4bb1gcdBI

?

2/23/2010 10:33:58 PM

so how the fuck does a thread about fatties and purses turn in to my boyfriend asking out kadwackle?!

2/23/2010 11:34:13 PM

Oh God,

begonias is pissed!

2/23/2010 11:35:04 PM

^^ HELLO HE SAID "US"

THREE SOMEEEEEE

you wouldn't get left out duhhh

2/23/2010 11:35:40 PM

abc has a nightline "Fatties" edition on right now

2/23/2010 11:37:05 PM

well...

2/23/2010 11:39:11 PM

I'm just happy I don't have the face that looks like it's stretched to it's limit yet....

2/23/2010 11:39:27 PM

maybe some girls love their stretched to the limit faces

2/23/2010 11:51:27 PM

^^^^
I'm watching it now.
That fat cow needs to shut up. I bet her farts could melt the paint off the wall...

2/23/2010 11:51:44 PM

^^haha maybe they do...but I don't...

2/23/2010 11:52:59 PM