letters of introduction

lines of credit

all types of intrigues and shit

dudes spending half the day having lunch

no sense that anyone has a real job

except villefort, morrel, and caderousse

2/25/2010 8:15:59 AM

Letters of introduction might be my favorite..

please welcome our noble, most well endowed comrade, thebulldoza.

ITS SNOWING!!!

[Edited on February 25, 2010 at 8:18 AM. Reason : o]

2/25/2010 8:17:21 AM

getting wrongly imprisoned

having dumbledore help you escape

hot air balloon rides

2/25/2010 8:17:33 AM

the idea that you could be some scallywag

but society types would accept you on the strength of someone's stationery

[Edited on February 25, 2010 at 8:19 AM. Reason : caught you out motherfucker, ain't no balloon in the book]

[Edited on February 25, 2010 at 8:19 AM. Reason : you movie-watching motherfucker]

2/25/2010 8:18:20 AM

And don't forget....
If you don't kill someone after kicking their ass, they will swear their loyalty to you for life.

2/25/2010 8:18:42 AM

rowdy wives all hittin' you up for poison knowledge

2/25/2010 8:19:55 AM

really, it was the balloon that gave it away?

not, you know, dumbledore?

2/25/2010 8:21:03 AM

guess who's never seen the movie

[Edited on February 25, 2010 at 8:22 AM. Reason : anyway faria is a dumbledore type anyway no doubt]

[Edited on February 25, 2010 at 8:23 AM. Reason : what's up i know where you can find two million écus if you let me out]

2/25/2010 8:21:39 AM